The prescription for criminal teen car lust in the 1970s? "Joy Ride - An Auto Theft," an educational film exploring questions like "Why would anyone leave their keys in a '68 Satellite?" and "What does 'dudeing' mean?"
All our soapbox derby creativity ended after we discovered the delights of a Briggs & Stratton with a centrifugal clutch, but we didn't have this clever, steerable, flat-pack, derby-style car. No hex key required.