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    Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?

    Is The Joker Car From The New Batman Movie...A Truck?
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    That is an awesome slogan for a Fit. Although Indians seem to lack in the area of humor. I suppose, Americans do as well..
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    06/11/09

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: While I fit the stereotype of Unfunny Indian, check out Russell Peters.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    hey in a land where streets are smaller than those in europe...a jazz/fit is the perfect size car. even the uber rich of india that live in big cities don't bother with really nice cars, they just end up getting destroyed anyways. and hey a car like this in india would probably cost aroun 20-25k USD so it's not THAT cheap
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    06/11/09

    @vdiddy210: The Uber rich Indians get driven around in S-classes. In the cities, the streets are pretty big. After all, India is one of MB's biggest markets.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    Their other choice of Batman villains was Two-face


    But that didn't seem to work so well.

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    06/11/09

    @Graverobber: That's pretty funny.
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    06/11/09

    @Graverobber:
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    Question: Does Honda of India have American customer service representatives on their toll free number?
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    Image of The Big Cheez The Big Cheez
    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    WHY IS THIS IN ENGLISH?
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    06/11/09

    @The Big Cheez is owned by Penske: BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!
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    06/11/09

    @The Big Cheez is owned by Penske: WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS- ARE YOU SEVEN?
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    06/11/09

    @The Big Cheez is owned by Penske: Indians can speak English too.
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    06/11/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: takes one to know one
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    06/11/09

    @The Big Cheez is owned by Penske: That makes no sense.
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    06/11/09

    @The Big Cheez is owned by Penske: I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    By what metric do they measure style, comfort, performance, safety, and uh, magic?

    Is the yardstick, er, meter stick that low in India?

    Or is this some sort of full disclosure, expressing its shortcomings?


    Never mind. I'm reminded that India is bringing the Tata Nano. Wow, a Honda Jazz! Sweet.

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/11/09

    @smalleyxb122: Yeah, since the average Indian would be lucky to afford a Honda Super Cub, the Jazz is like a Mercedes.
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    06/11/09

    @combat chuck: This is mostly true. A Mercedes C280 is 90 grand US in India.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    Does it come standard with flying carpets?
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    06/11/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: No, but the floor mats will fly if you throw them out the window while you're on the freeway.


    Wouldn't it be awesome if all cars in India had fancy Persian rug-style floor mats? I could go for that. Especially in a Hindustan Motors Ambassador.

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    06/11/09

    @combat chuck: I can see that becoming the new "VIP" thing, along with their window curtains and dome light chandeliers.
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    06/11/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: Haha, yeah, us Indians still ride around on those magic lamps. Yeah, we just rub our magic lamps, and out comes the genie.
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    Image of Electro Gyrocator Electro Gyrocator
    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    I think that Joker makeup would look much more appropriate on the new Mazda 3.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/11/09

    @Electro Gyrocator: I'm seeing one on a regular basis now (along with the invincible-delta-88). It really looks like it's quite pleased about whatever it's seeing.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    Sadly, shortly thereafter, the Jazz was found wreckted in Mary-Kate Olson's apartment.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/11/09

    @My A Arm: Oooh.
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    06/11/09

    @My A Arm: Wreckted?
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    Image of domino domino
    06/11/09

    @combat chuck: not up on your urban slang?
    ;)
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    Image of NCassara NCassara
    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    Surprising that they even have the "why so serious" tag line. I wonder if there are any potential legal ramifications in store?
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    06/11/09

    @NCassara: If so, I expect them to be just as sucessful as any Chinese automotive plagiarism suits.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    Do ya wanna know how I got these scars? *makes creepy slurping noise*


    We can only hope Indian Toyota comes out with a Yaris promo somehow comparing it to the Tumbler batmobile.

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    Image of Alphamazing Alphamazing
    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    ...One life. Don't Hindus believe in reincarnation?


    If so, ha!

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    06/11/09

    @Alphamazing: If you buy a Honda Jazz in this life, you'll probably reincarnate as a toad or something in the next.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    Ooooh, magic seats!


    I get happy ending?

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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    06/11/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: There's a Jazz -> Jizz joke somewhere. Wilt Chamberlain would never fit in a Jazz, so that can't be what they're talking about.
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    06/11/09

    @jdoubleh, aberration roulante: The magic seats fold up and I Jazz in my pants.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/11/09

    @jdoubleh, aberration roulante: Even better than that: It's called the Jazz in many world markets because "Fitta" is a Swedish (and I believe Danish, possibly Norwegian?) term roughly equivalent to "pussy".
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/11/09

    In reply to Indian Honda Jazz: Why So Serious?
    I probably be offended if I was an "untouchable." But then again, I probably wouldn't be able to afford a Tata Nano, let alone some Transformer.


    Holy crap, it has "magic seats." What the hell is up with that??

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    06/11/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: "I'd probably" not "I probably." I'm on a roll today. Butter me.
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    06/11/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: YEH MORAN
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    06/11/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Fuck the caste system.
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