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    1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
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    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    I'm guessing the people who voted nice price didn't read the article. Because for $45 I'd say nice price too, it'd be worth it just to watch in burn, preferably in the current owner's driveway... while he's watching.


    For $45k though... you're beyond crack pipe, not sure what you're smoking but it's worse than crack.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    Hmm... 45 bucks, sure, I could pull off a few bits and borrow the engine for my -


    WHAT HOLY SHIT


    Literal crack pipe. As Rican said, God knows what stains are on that lyin' lion.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    If you think this is great, I have a diamond-encrusted, 24 carat gold ghettoblaster for sale. Only 25$. The volume knob is broken but at this price you can't turn it down!
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    Dammit there's a scratch on the fender.


    Hey, good news - I gots some Chore Boy right here.

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    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    Aristotle Onassis' barstools aboard his yacht were upholstered with whale foreskins. So maybe this guy is related, or just aspiring to that level?
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    Image of X3SoB X3SoB
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    19 votes Nice Price?! Who are you people? SickSickSick
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/15/09

    @X5SoB, Obsesse...: Apparently, we have a contingent of pimps in the commentariat.
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    Image of mcryder mcryder
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    You have forgotten who you are and so forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the circle of life. and become a seat cover for this piece of $hit.


    this is crack pipe ( voiced by James earl Jones)

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/15/09

    @mcryder: +1 for invoking Mr. Jones. -1 for invoking a Kimba the White Lion rip-off.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    Oh, that poor, poor Camaro. At $45K it's a crack pipe no-brainer. At $45 I'd buy it just to put it out of its misery.
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    Image of ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig. ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    Sorry, I like my lions alive.


    I think $45 would have been a more realistic price.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    06/15/09

    @☠Grяrяrяrяrя sings the doom song now!: I like my lions far, far, away.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    The Mullets ain't pleased.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    Jesus Christ! There's Lion In The Car!


    Failed meme. Sorry.

    But somehow this rolling tacky-cracky whack job renders me with nothing else.

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    06/15/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: I think I got it. I would pay to see Ricky Bobby destroy this car.
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    06/15/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: Every one should know that the lions go in the side car.


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    Image of .357 .357
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    In some countries, a . takes the place of a , when it comes to numbers.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    06/15/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Judging by the grammar, this guy could very well be from one of them. This is the US, though. We use a , here.
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    06/15/09

    In reply to 1985 Mutant Camaro For $45!
    ...so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears.
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