The craziest man at the 'merican side of the German-American hybrid is rumored to be officially taking up the marketing efforts at the Chrysler Group. We've heard PR man Jason Vines has been unofficially running the show on the ad side of the business of selling the company and the company's vehicles since "Joltin'" Joe…
That's What Friends Are For: A Jalopnik Farewell To Ex-Chrysler…
We reported earlier that Joe Eberhardt, the former exec veep of the 'merican side of the German-American hybrid, left Auburn Hills for the last time today. We're assuming it was with all the pomp and circumstance one would expect for an outgoing executive of his caliber. We wish we could have watched as the Tech Center …
Chrysler Group's Joltin' Joe Eberhardt Blames Jennifer Love Hewitt For…
The cantankerous Joe "It's The Dealers Fault" Eberhardt already has a scapegoat primed and ready if sales numbers for the new Sebring convertible unveiled at the LA Auto Show don't quite meet with expectations, and scapegoat, thy name is Jennifer Love Hewitt. That's right, because according to Joltin' Joe's comments…
Dealer Dollars: Chrysler Gives Dealers Incentive, But Will They Give…
The 'merican side of the German-American hybrid's already shown a penchant for descent down the slippery sales ladder of incentives without saying
Chrylser, Chrysler, Pants On Fire!
Sales incentives are a risky game for US automakers these days — they help you to get rid of stock on the lots quickly, but they do it at the risk of cannibalizing profits, future sales and resale value of your products. And apparently, according to Joe "Would I Lie To You" Eberhardt's interview with Reuters earlier this …
Chrysler Wields The Heavy Hand Of The DMCA, Hits Self
Apparently the folks at the 'merican side of the German-American hybrid were pretty upset we liberated those "gag
The Post Whereby We Welcome The Detroit News To The "Time To Go, Joe"…
We've been concerned about the efficacy of Joe "Mad Dog" Eberhardt's sales and marketing strategy for the 'merican side of the German-American hybrid for some
Autoexremist, er, Autoexcremist, er Autoextremist: Hey, Ho, Eberhardt…
The Peet that's Sweet and Fun to Eat has chimed in on the "Joe Eberhardt is a pox on Chrysler...or is he?" debate, and he's most definitely come down on the side of the pox. Peet's plan for Chysler Group's salvation? Bring back Wolfgang now that Herr Doktor "Your vife, my vife" Winterkorn has taken the big chair at VW,…
Chrysler Group's Marketing Man Makes You Wonder: "Hey Joe, Is It Time To …
The recent (and steeply sloping) sales and revenue downturn over at the American side of the German-American hybrid has caused folks to speculate whether the muckety-mucks running the day-to-day show under Chrysler Group CEO Tom "two shakes a day" LaSorda over in the Auburn Hills, MI HQ have been making the wisest of…
