WTF is going on with that, anyway?

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I know he's lost weight, but I derive much pleasure from watching obese people try to drive small cars. Yes, I know it's childish. I remember when the Mazda MX5 came out. There was this 350 lb administrative secretary in the building where I worked, who bought a brand spanking new red one. She could get into it, only by turning kind of sideways, and falling inside, until she wedged herself into the driver's seat. One day I'm looking out my window above the roadway past our building, and a see her out for a quick drive (to pick up lunch of course). Top down, sunny day; any girl's dream lunch break. Just then, a hooptie Impala swerves in front of her, because she is driving her sports car timidly, and leaving way too much space between her and the car in front. She tries to swerve out of the way to avoid hitting him, but her belly pannus is covering half the steering wheel, and prevents the emergency move. It was caught in there somehow. So she bounces down on the belly/wheel and then back up like a jack in the box. Her little Miata is ruined by the massive Impala rear chrome, and he drives on. Leaving her with a bloody nose, steam spewing out of the front of the MX5 with less than 100 miles on it, and a crowd of bystanders, who all know her, paralyzed by the event, but not wanting to actually be so crass as to laugh out loud.

So no. Jared. No. You are indeed correct.

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