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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/18/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    It really should say "Pussywagon" on the side and be painted pink, like all trucks.
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    Top speed 200?!? Then what, the spikes fly off and pepper the crowds at whatever airshow it gets trailered to? I kinda wonder about the mudflaps. Why? This thing has so much fail it hurts. All its missing is a "No Fat Chicks" bumper sticker and an orange-tanned guido to round it out. #trucks
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    Afterburners are legal in most Southern states, as long as there are no Saturns behind you at the time you declare: "Engage!"
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    11/17/09

    @HoonThatFerrari: When I want vehicle to haul ass I declare "Make it so!" #trucks
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    Image of bacon117 bacon117
    11/18/09

    @87CapriceEstate: [scottish accent] Im givin it all she's got![/scottish accent]
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/18/09

    @bacon117:

    SCOTTY: "I canna gi' her any more sirrr... I'm givin' 'er all she can handle right now, and... and... the dilithium crystals are overloadin', and the ship's laundry is being sucked into the containment field!
    Och, I'm afraid we're gonna ha' to wear these same shirts for the rest of the series, cap'n."
    KIRK: "That's.... impossiblescotty...
    How... am... Igoingtobeableto... snag...wickedhawtspacechicks... with... only.... one................ shirt?"
    SPOCK: "Logic would dictate that wicked-hot space chicks would not know that was your only shirt, Captain - provided, of course that you laundered it frequently once repairs have been made."
    KIRK: "GOOD... pointspock. Scotty... how long before you can repair the ship's laundry facilities?"
    SCOTTY: "Och, it's gonna be hours sirrr - first we ha' to fix the warp drive, and.."
    KIRK: "DAMN THE WARP... DRIVE... SCOTTY! I... NEED cleanclothing."
    SCOTTY: "But it was just a moment ago, sirrr, that you said: 'Scotty, I need warp speed in ten seconds or we're all dead!', which is something you say in almost every episode, but still, you said it."
    KIRK: "Oh, I.... diddidn'ti?
    MCCOY: Yes, yes you did, Jim.
    KIRK: "Bones! Thank... goodnessyou'rehere... what's... happenedtothisman? The man in the... red...shirt?
    MCCOY: He's dead, Jim.
    KIRK: "But... you... havent'evenscannedhim... with....your...Tricorder. How... howcanyoutell?"
    MCCOY: "He's wearing a red shirt."
    KIRK: DAAAAAAMN THEEEESE SHIIIIRRRTS!!!!! Scotty, that does it... we.... NEED.... newshirtsandweneedthem... now!"
    SPOCK: "Captain, it is higly illogical to think that the color of one's shirt would determine their fate."
    MCCOY: "And yet..."
    KIRK: "Scotty, I... need.... everyone in a new shirt in ten minutes... or we're all dead!"
    SCOTTY: "Aye cap'n! I've got ma' best man on it!"
    KIRK: "Bones... DO something!"
    MCCOY: "Jim, I'm a Doctor, not the Maytag Repairman."
    KIRK: Quick, Scotty, what... color... shirtishe... wearing?"
    SCOTTY: "Why, it's a red shirt, sirrr... just like all of us wear in Engineering."
    KIRK: "NOOOOOOO!"
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    Image of jark jark
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit

    It was actually built to be a lighter for this cigar. #trucks
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit

    Or how about this: The Blastolene Peterbilt. That's a V-12 Detroit Diesel 2 Stroke! #trucks
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/18/09

    @UDMan: I love it when cars have equal amounts madness and radness.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit

    Or this fantastic Peterbilt by Outlaw Customs. #trucks
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit

    I saw this truck. I've seen others that were better. Like this 1947 Diamond T. #trucks
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    So much for that towing capacity. #trucks
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    Wilson manifolds makes jet stuff now? #trucks
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    Image of mercury_marine mercury_marine
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    I'd love to see this awful thing parked in a spot in a parking garage. #trucks
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    Image of mercury_marine mercury_marine
    11/17/09

    @mercury_marine: My post done got posted wrong. It shoulda said: "I'd love to see this awful thing parked in a COMPACT ONLY spot in a parking garage." #trucks
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    So...this is going to fly into the side of a cliff in the Arizona desert, right?

    Needs more powah! #trucks
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    Meet Biff Jetson... #trucks
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    Image of BigHarv BigHarv
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    He's lucky the rear window isn't sucked out by the jet engine at full crank #trucks
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit

    Whatever. Wake me when it breaks the sound barrier and enters the 8th dimension. #trucks
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/17/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: As long as it diesels after shutting off the key.... #trucks
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/18/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Whatever, John Bigbooty.
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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    11/18/09

    @Turboner: That's BigbooTAY!
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    Turboner promoted this comment TR3-A was starred TR3-A was unstarred
    Image of Otto X. Otto X.
    11/18/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Why is there a watermelon there?
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    snapoversteer 'bout to get told promoted this comment Otto X. was starred Otto X. was unstarred
    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/18/09

    @Otto X.: No idea. Recently watched it again with a young female who did not appreciate its genius. Noticed something else I missed before. When they get the radio report of Lizzard breaking out of the mental ward, the report says that he stole a Maserti Bora and crashed it a short distance away.

    #tips
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    Image of Otto X. Otto X.
    11/18/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I just picked up a copy, but I haven't yet shown it to my girlfriend. Got my fingers crossed...
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/20/09

    @TR3-A: Yess!

    #tips
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    Image of souldoubt88 souldoubt88
    11/17/09

    In reply to World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit
    Lovin the front rims. Ben Hur FTW!!!! #trucks
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    Image of BigHarv BigHarv
    11/17/09

    @souldoubt88: But man, they're a bugger to balance! #trucks
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    Image of souldoubt88 souldoubt88
    11/17/09

    @BigHarv: OUCH #trucks
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