Lord Jesus Christ Hit By Car In Massachusetts

A 50-year-old man named Lord Jesus Christ — yes, that's his real name — was hit by a car in Northampton, Massachusetts on Tuesday while trying to cross the street. We're guessing he forgave the driver. » 5/07/10 11:00am 5/07/10 11:00am

$100,000 Finds Out What Jesus Would Drive!

What could possibly be better for your car-buying karma than getting your hands on the Popemobile? Why, a Mercedes Benz 260E owned by Jesus' grandson of course, and Nice Price or Crack Pipe is here to drive for your sins. » 8/03/09 8:00am 8/03/09 8:00am