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    Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley

    Bentley Continental GTC Wishing For Sweet Embrace Of Death
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    10/08/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    this belongs on the clearance shelf at Wal-Mart with all the other discounted Valentines candy.
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    Image of Flying_Finn Flying_Finn
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley

    someone needs to tell him customizing a bentley is not like customizing a pair of nikes.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have promoted this comment Flying_Finn was starred Flying_Finn was unstarred
    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    C'mon. How much can this guy really care about her if he buys her something that'll end up with her being riddled with eggs, spit, used condoms and possibly bullets if she comes to LA?

    It's not just a crime against automotive machinery. It's the perfect crime period.
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    10/07/09

    In reply to Bentley Continental GTC Wishing For Sweet Embrace Of Death
    Glad to know bad taste knows no country?
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley

    Somewhere in New Jersey a bunch of orange-colored boy-men just ran to their Pep Boys with intent to borrow some of these ideas...
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    MechaMunch promoted this comment Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/07/09

    @racin_g73: Do these guys go to Syracuse?
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    Image of new22003 new22003
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    So money CAN buy class :-P
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    Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est promoted this comment new22003 was starred new22003 was unstarred
    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    10/08/09

    @new22003: Yup, and if you pay extra, they'll pile it on with a trowel.
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    Image of htrodblder htrodblder
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    I got a bj just for a set of new floormats for an old girlfriends car, whats his girlfriend got, sparklers on that thing?
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    badhatharry promoted this comment htrodblder was starred htrodblder was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/08/09

    @htrodblder: I got a bj just by asking my girlfriend. And I'm about $400,000 short of affording that car.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    I find it hilarious for some reason that the first link for "Jessica Lawlor" is a website advertising the services of a New Jersey midwife.
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    Image of stuntdriver stuntdriver
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    money can`t buy good taste...
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    pres promoted this comment stuntdriver was starred stuntdriver was unstarred
    Image of pres pres
    10/07/09

    @stuntdriver: but it can buy orange spray tan.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    Let's see: White exterior? Check. Red interior? Check. Body kit? Check. Totally tasteless? Check.

    It's not a car. It's a time machine that has deposited us in 1986 Saudi Arabia.
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    Can buy me love, love
    Can buy me love

    I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alright
    I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright
    'Cause I like to waste my money, money can buy me love

    I'll give you all I got to give if you say you love me too
    I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you
    I don't know how to use my money, but money can buy me love

    Can buy me love, everybody tells me so
    Can buy me love, yes yes yes, yes

    Say you don't need me to have taste and I'll be satisfied
    Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can buy
    I got nothing else to do with my money, money can't buy me taste
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    skaycog promoted this comment pj134 was starred pj134 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/07/09

    @pj134: That was beautiful!
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    10/07/09

    In reply to Bentley Continental GTC Wishing For Sweet Embrace Of Death
    Needs more Burberry. Or maybe Kappa logos.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    Good god, only launching it into the hot fires of the sun could you kill that much ugliness.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    The seat embosser really did a horrible job arranging the letters. And I'm pretty sure "To Jess Love From Stephen" is incorrect grammar, even in the UK. Either lose the love or lose the from.

    Oh yeah, and EMBOSSING YOUR SEAT WITH A VALENTINE IS A GODDAMN WAR CRIME.

    /caps lock off
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    bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    10/07/09

    @bmoreDLJ: or maybe it's missing a "with" in the middle.

    I'm with you on the permanent Valentine/birthday reminders, too. Maybe if they were married and he had some assurance she was going to stick around? But c'mon, dropping that kind of dough on a 23 year-old trophy girlfriend is just ridiculous.
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/07/09

    In reply to Footballer Gives Girlfriend Obnoxious Birthday Bentley
    This is why "footballers" should be allowed to use their hands. It would be a lot cheaper and we wouldn't have to witness it.
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    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
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