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Detroit, 8:52 PM
Sun Nov 8
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01/27/09
But no, it's just a Motor City area douchenozzle bitchin' about other drivers using a prose style usually associated with high school sophomores. Bummer.
01/27/09
And why to they call it "taking a dump" and not "leaving a dump", because if you think about it, you're not really taking it anywhere?
Funk that!
01/27/09
01/27/09
01/27/09
And why is it that when I pick my nose, it's full again in a few minutes?
To give us guys something to do in between sex, meals, and fixing the car. The same goes for earwax and toe jam.
And why to they call it "taking a dump" and not "leaving a dump", because if you think about it, you're not really taking it anywhere?
Actually, where I come from, we call those bombing runs.
01/27/09
01/27/09
Matt, those people weren't littering; they were throwing their garbage at you because you bullied them out of the left lane.
01/27/09
I live in LA, where this is no winter or anything of that nature, and I still have yet to figure this one out. I have, however, figured out that most of these guys don't come out until about a quarter to six in the morning, which suits me just fine as that is about the time I am starting my business day.
The drive home, on the other hand...