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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Who cares? It doesn't have a diamond dust paint job! ;P #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Love me some top Gear but I won't take driving tips from a man who has to wear a grandfather clock as a wristwatch. That and the part where the supercar sticks to the track thing. Give me a 60k Atom, then we will talk about tracks and engineering. #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    There must always be a fast blue car, which resides in a little corner of heaven, in my mind. It isn't the realization of this dream which beckons; I could stretch and actually make it mine, with a small exercise of effort and intent. Rather, this car exists more as an icon in the pantheon of my desire. As such, it is better to leave the appetite unwhetted. Because to appreciate the psychic pull of this desire, is to be alive. Yes? #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Love it in blue. Would love it more if a blue ZR-1 drove up behind it and flashed its headlights. #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Perfection is over rated anyway. #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Once there was an elephant,
    Who tried to use the telephant
    No! no! I mean an elephone
    Who tried to use the telephone
    (Dear me! I am not certain quite
    That even now I've got it right.)
    Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
    Entangled in the telephunk;
    The more he tried to get it free,
    The louder buzzed the telephee
    (I fear I'd better drop the song
    Of elephop and telephong!)

    So I read this when I was in 11th grade in a poetry jam, and broke out laughing uncontrollably, no doubt frightening the a classroom full of younger students and their teachers. There's no way my teacher can forget me. No way. #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: You're unbelievable. I had to memorize something in school that I can't forget either. It was part of the "Ancient Mariner".

    And then there came both mist and snow.
    And it grew wondrous cold.
    And ice mast high came floating by, as green as emerald.
    And through the drifts the snowy cliffs did send their dismal sheen.
    Blah, blah, blah.

    I like your elephant poem better. #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    @skaycog: You sir have memorized part of a classic and wondrous poem.

    It may not fit well into a Jalopnik comment, but you can feel assured that poem will last the test of time when the elephant poem is long gone.

    As for me we had to memorize the opening lines of the Canterbury Tales (in Ye Olde English to boot). I can't even spell them close to correctly, so I won't attempt to reproduce them here, but rest assured I have found no use for them whatsoever. However, I am quite pleased that I can remember them word for word now many years later. #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    @skaycog:
    There once was anold lady that lived in a shoe
    She had so many kids
    Her uterus fell out..

    -Andrew Dice Clay #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    @Touched: You'll never forget it, even if you try. BTW, I'm not a sir. #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    @skaycog: Humble apologies.

    It is also worthwhile to re-read many of those old books from literature class. As an adult, I've found quite a bit of interest in several of the books which I could barely finish in my high school/college days. #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    @Touched: No apologies needed....how were you to know?

    I wish I'd paid more attention to lots of things in school, now that I'm an adult. Oh well, no use looking back. #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    @skaycog: If you keep looking back, you end up tripping over your feet, on the way down the road to where ever you are going. #audir8v10
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    11/18/09

    @DoctorNine: Exactly! I guess that's why they call the past history. ;)
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    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Where is he? Klaas Zwart's summer home? #audir8v10
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    11/18/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Ascari's track actually
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    Pessimippopotamus promoted this comment Edited by fstrthnu at 11/18/09 12:06 AM fstrthnu was starred fstrthnu was unstarred
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    11/18/09

    @fstrthnu: Ascari's track, which is owned by Klass Zwart as with Ascari itself.
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    11/18/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: ...and you have officially owned me.

    #tips
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    They did a great job casting younger Jezza, May, and Stig.

    But why did they have Hammond play himself? #topgear
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    11/10/09

    @JCWhitless: ZING! #topgear
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    I upgraded my cable for the express purpose of seeing Top Gear again. Of course, I told the spouse it was to get the arty stuff on BBC and some science channels and movies, y'know, because of complaints that such were lacking in our very low tier cable set up.
    Top Gear. It's easily worth 50 cents a day to me. #topgear
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    11/10/09

    @Novaload: BBCA has excellent educational programs. I remember they aired a documentary titled "My Big Breasts and Me." It was very...enlightening.
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    Nov 15th!!! Nov 15th!!! Nov 15th!!!

    I cannot contain my excitement for the return of this old friend to the airwaves and iPlayer. #topgear
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    11/10/09

    @Mobius: Nov 16th! Nov 16th! Nov 16th!

    Bit torrent: the price is right. #topgear
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    11/10/09

    @two wheels are enough: well, actually you can usually download it on the same day, usually around 8:00 est

    but piracy is illegal and bad! #topgear
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    Oh, yeah....

    Gonna make the fiber connection at work sizzle when this appears. #topgear
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    Brilliant. I've got my toddler saying "Powaaaaah" the way that Mays does when he's imitating Clarkson now too. #topgear
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    11/10/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: You can never start them too early! #topgear
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    I can only dream of owning a Lancia Beta that could potentially kill me all the time. #topgear
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    11/10/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Only German cars try to kill me, never had a problem with Japanese, Italian or domestic. #topgear
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    It is convenient that press coverage would appear a week before a new season.

    It's easy, find the nearest pommy whinger who doesn't know their own stupidity and feel that the rest of the country is dumber than themselves and need to be told what's safe. Show them the old clip, get them to complain (the only thing they can do with competence) and voilà, instant press coverage!

    I feel for Britain and her people who are suppressed by the safety nanny Nazi's.

    What needs to happen is they need to research and find out what really is dangerous. Like experiments such throwing a safety Nazi into a wood-chipper and see if the thrower needs to wear goggles. That kind of thing. #topgear
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    Doesn't Ofcom understand? This ad gives us all hope. Hope, that despite Gordon Brown still being in number 10, that BNP has supporters, that each and every Briton paid £3000 to a charity called Goldman Sachs, and Tony Blair becoming even more powerful by becoming the whole damn president of the EU without actually being elected,

    there is still the Scirocco TDI. Life's not so bad. #topgear
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