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    Image of JCWhitless JCWhitless
    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    They did a great job casting younger Jezza, May, and Stig.

    But why did they have Hammond play himself? #topgear
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    11/10/09

    @JCWhitless: ZING! #topgear
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    I upgraded my cable for the express purpose of seeing Top Gear again. Of course, I told the spouse it was to get the arty stuff on BBC and some science channels and movies, y'know, because of complaints that such were lacking in our very low tier cable set up.
    Top Gear. It's easily worth 50 cents a day to me. #topgear
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/10/09

    @Novaload: BBCA has excellent educational programs. I remember they aired a documentary titled "My Big Breasts and Me." It was very...enlightening.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    Nov 15th!!! Nov 15th!!! Nov 15th!!!

    I cannot contain my excitement for the return of this old friend to the airwaves and iPlayer. #topgear
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    Image of two wheels are enough two wheels are enough
    11/10/09

    @Mobius: Nov 16th! Nov 16th! Nov 16th!

    Bit torrent: the price is right. #topgear
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    11/10/09

    @two wheels are enough: well, actually you can usually download it on the same day, usually around 8:00 est

    but piracy is illegal and bad! #topgear
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    Oh, yeah....

    Gonna make the fiber connection at work sizzle when this appears. #topgear
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    Brilliant. I've got my toddler saying "Powaaaaah" the way that Mays does when he's imitating Clarkson now too. #topgear
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/10/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: You can never start them too early! #topgear
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/10/09

    In reply to Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
    I can only dream of owning a Lancia Beta that could potentially kill me all the time. #topgear
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/10/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Only German cars try to kill me, never had a problem with Japanese, Italian or domestic. #topgear
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    Pessimippopotamus promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    It is convenient that press coverage would appear a week before a new season.

    It's easy, find the nearest pommy whinger who doesn't know their own stupidity and feel that the rest of the country is dumber than themselves and need to be told what's safe. Show them the old clip, get them to complain (the only thing they can do with competence) and voilà, instant press coverage!

    I feel for Britain and her people who are suppressed by the safety nanny Nazi's.

    What needs to happen is they need to research and find out what really is dangerous. Like experiments such throwing a safety Nazi into a wood-chipper and see if the thrower needs to wear goggles. That kind of thing. #topgear
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    Doesn't Ofcom understand? This ad gives us all hope. Hope, that despite Gordon Brown still being in number 10, that BNP has supporters, that each and every Briton paid £3000 to a charity called Goldman Sachs, and Tony Blair becoming even more powerful by becoming the whole damn president of the EU without actually being elected,

    there is still the Scirocco TDI. Life's not so bad. #topgear
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    Meh, it wasn't that funny or that shocking. Would have been funnier if the TDI had hit him and killed him. Obviously the guy was a failure, so he should have failed at the suicide as well... #topgear
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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    I thought it couldn't have been any funnier. Plus, I liked the Poland invasion ad too. For those who were offended, I heard that a new season of "So You Think You Can Dance" is here. Go watch that instead. #topgear
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    I believe it's "series 14". #topgear
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    Just what is it about Volkswagens that inspire spoof ad suicides? #topgear
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    Image of superveloce superveloce
    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    Yeah, pretty tasteless, and just not funny or clever #topgear
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    snapoversteer 'bout to get told promoted this comment superveloce was starred superveloce was unstarred
    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    Maybe they're upset that it's not funny. #topgear
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/09/09

    In reply to Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
    "...viewers are upset..."

    Uh, then don't view. #topgear
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