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    Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
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    06/06/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    Fiat will have made it in the US when these Panda's will be around.
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    06/06/09

    @sos10:
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    The fact that two of those are local to me shames me.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    I'm going to go with #8, provided that there's a cut-through so that I can crawl from the passenger area to the deluxe condo on the back. I'm not going to get out and walk around outside to get there.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    #6 is actually the tour vechicle for some small redneck band: [www.rebel-son.com]


    No, I haven't ever heard their music.


    Where's the Hummer limos? I'm convinced more Hummer H2s have been made into limos than have been taken off road.

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    06/05/09

    @P161911 now with M POWER!: I believe they should be, by federal law, lowered to within 2" of the ground. All of them.


    It'll keep 'em in Kansas where nobody has to look at 'em.

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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    You know, it's a pity the phrase "redneck" has been bastardized into an epithet for unsophisticated white trash. It had a noble start....at the Battle of Blair Mountain in 1921 ([en.wikipedia.org]).
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    06/05/09

    @SCROGGS!!: By the way this is more of a "did you know?" than a "stop your hate speech" post.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    No welding, not a redneck limo. #6 is disqualified. Also a real redneck would not take the General's name in vain.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    Yes you are right, #10 is the front wnd of an old U-Haul truck. Also, Suburban Doors were relatively cheap, so use them to extend the body. Even if it was painted in one color, it would still look like crap though.
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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    I like the Suburburburburban. I think the name's kinda catchy.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/05/09

    @BaconSandwich: Ha ha I read Subaruburburburban and had to go back and look to see if I missed what my mind visualized as the most redneck limo ever.
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    06/05/09

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    /Threadjack


    Power Tour is in Madison this weekend and the Quaker Steak and Lube was packed Thursday night, will be packed this afternoon and Madison will be crawling with cool cars all weekend until the Tour heads South on Sunday.


    What does that have to do with this thread. I had my 69'Camaro there. I parked down form the Ring Brothers $400,000 dollar "Razor" 69 Camaro. I felt like a redneck with mine being a $20,000 car. Then a 79' Camaro parked next to me. T-tops, skull and bones car covers, 4 speed 8 ball shifter, Chrome everywhere on a SBC, Red covers on all the wiring. Cragar wheels and a mullet and Budweiser shirt to match.


    Redneck is a layered and complicated lifestyle, so many different levels of being a proper one.


    //End of jack

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    06/05/09

    @lilwillie heart clicks GM: Pics or it didn't happen.


    You gotta have pics right?

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    06/05/09

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    7-11s, U-Haul limos, rednecks...a perfect combo.
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    06/05/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: Mmmm. Combos. They are the official cheese filled snack of NASCAR.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    You might be a redneck... hell just modifying a limo in any way.



    But then again, you gotta have a role model...
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    06/05/09

    @Jo Schmo wishes engineerd a Fappy Birthday!: I need that smart car limo, only with a Busa.
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    06/05/09

    @nollid51: Screw that, with the new found space I bet you could horn an LS9 under the back seat! W00T!
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    I would totally rock the the first rusty Suburban pictured, and would probably rock the Monte Carlo limo as well.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    So...much...fail.
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    06/05/09

    @FromaBuick6: Ya, the only one I like is this one, and only because of the camper shell on the back, that is pure genius!
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    That rusty suburban rules all. Makes Toby Keith look like a Dixie Chick.
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    06/05/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Damn I already posted this on the new Ranger article this morning... But fcuk it here:
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
    I'm in awe of the TransSport/Silhouette/Lumina. It's the Cadillac of minivans!
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