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    Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    Imagine my disappointment: I thought USPTO referred to a new federal mandate that all 4WD vehicles be equipped with standard power take off units. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    So is it really going to be called the Jeep Vista? #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @leviathan3k: Yeah, Microsoft thought "Mojave" would be their savior too.

    We all know how well that turned out for them. #vistalol #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    Here's my official prediction:
    Fiat Panda 4x4 based small offroader. This could actually be cool, the successor to the Suzuki Samurai.

    You heard it here first. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09


    @KillerBee: I was thinking the same thing... #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    Wow, you guys are sneaky sneaky men. Do you plan on selling the address to Chrysler for 1 million dollars? #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @Heavern2: Dont' be silly. It's gotta be worth one billion, gajillion, fifillion, shabba-doodle-ooly million, sha-ming-gommy-shlay million dollars. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @Heavern2: And, actually, there's an arbitration board that can just give it to Chry-- um, Fiat, if they feel you registered it with predatory intent. So, it's unlikely they get anything. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?

    I think you mean "US Trademark Office."
    At this rate, Chrysler will be running out of deserts after which to name their Jeeps #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @ChiefPontiaxe: Before Jeep runs out of desert names, they'll probably name a vehicle after the "World's Smallest Desert", the Carcross, which would seem to be an appropriate name for a crossover vehicle. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @OA 5599: Perhaps, but as a MOT I try to avoid buying vehicles with "cross" in the name. Also, "Carcross" as a trademark application may risk refusal by USPTO as being merely descriptive of the goods., or perhaps geographically deceptively misdescriptive (since the goods did not originate in Carcross) #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @ChiefPontiaxe: I try to remain impartial, but your comment is a direct affront to the indefatigable Isuzu VehiCROSS.

    It's personal now. #dontfuckwiththevehicross #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @ChiefPontiaxe: I see your point on philisophical discomfort with "cross" cars. I hoon around in my GMC Typhoon, after all. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @ChiefPontiaxe: Oh, and if the trademark office cared about geographic misrepresentation, we wouldn't have probably half the model names we have today. Sebring? Aspen? New Yorker? And those are just the Chryslers.

    The Dodge Daytona was birthed nearer to its namesake than the Ferrari Daytona, maybe it has more right to the name? #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09


    @OA 5599: Yeah, and it really pained me to pass on purchasing that 1983 Marc Cross edition Chrysler LeBaron convertible #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @A strolling player: My remark was tongue-in-cheek, but I can imagine a Chrysler exec saying "but I can see Daytona Beach from my house!" #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @ChiefPontiaxe: For a fake-wood-sided K-car convertible, you should have remembered that your Aunt Esther gave you a Cross pen for your Bar Mitzvah, and put your mind at ease while signing the title transfer papers with it. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @OA 5599: Hey how did you know I had an Aunt Esther (actually, I had two!). I don't think I ever got a Cross pen for my Bar Mitzvah, rather I received the more bobo Parker pen. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @ChiefPontiaxe: Laws of probability. It seems like most Jewish families have an Aunt Esther. She's not always the sister of your parent, but is frequently some distant relative, such as a third cousin twice removed. Everyone calls her "Aunt" because it is easier than explaining how she is actually related. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    BTW if anyone wants to listen to the plans of an Italian-Canadian trying to save an Italian-American company you can do so via the Chrysler webcast.

    Link: [investor.shareholder.com]
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    You would think these companies would buy domain names as soon as they thought of the name of the product.

    I guess not.

    Give us the Wrangler pick-up. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    How many people will have trouble pronouncing the name? "Mo-jave," just like it's spelled.

    Those people should be encouraged to buy Volkswagen Touregs, or maybe Tiguans. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @Elhigh: Precisely 0.0% of the target market for this Jeep (if indeed it is the Comanchiator) will mispronounce the word Mojave. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @weatherman: Yeah, the target market will get it right, no question.

    No, what about all the urban dwellers who can't resist showing how tough and backwoods-smart they are? While they're in line at Starbucks for their daily Mocha Latte, no foam.

    My mom lives in the DC area. You'd think she wouldn't be in the target market, and really she's not. She hates her Wrangler's lousy mileage and the big bite when it comes time for new tires. But the heads-up stance and tight turning circle make spotting downtown parking spaces, and whipping around to go get them, a breeze. A bouncy, rumbly breeze.

    So what's the word on this thing? It sounds like it may be a new Comanche, but all I'm hearing is rumors, nothing concrete. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    This is the best squatting move I've seen since the release of the Jeep Compass. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @aShSeVeNtYeiGhT, SEMA edition: Lol, I see what you did there #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 promoted this comment Edited by OA 5599 at 11/04/09 10:16 AM OA 5599 was starred OA 5599 was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    CO! MAN! CHE!
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    11/04/09

    @weatherman: A simple sturdy truck with reliable 4WD? That's crazy talk. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @Elhigh:
    Mahindra is crazy talk? #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @Elhigh: Not happened since the Scout II went out of production in 1980. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @scorp1us: Nobody forced you, and yet you mentioned an International product. Correctly.

    Heart-clicked. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    @Tiberiuswise: Say it out loud a few times. People will back away. #jeepmojave
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Jeep Mojave: The Future Savior Of Chrysler?
    Did you guys really buy the domain? Guess Chrysler needs every bit of help it can huh? #jeepmojave
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