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    LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans

    Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive

    11 Questions with 24 Hours of LeMons Founder Jay Lamm

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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    04/02/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    I figured Branson would want to compete in his balloon...
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    Image of Bret Bret
    04/02/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    Excellent! The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys will be there. This will be an easy and convenient event for us as our Super High Impact Team will be right in the middle of an extended testing season at the Nürburgring.


    Cinq cent Cinq bichez!

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    Image of Armand Armand
    04/02/09

    @Bret: remember, the 604 is basically the same as a 505 (and a 504) under the skin... when the works-backed 604 crashes, the Surrender Monkeys can cannibalize it for parts.
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    Image of Bret Bret
    04/03/09

    @Armand Bengle: Thanks! That's assuming Pujo! doesn't fail spectacularly on the first lap. And that we make it to the event with truck, trailer, and Pujo! all safe and intact.
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/02/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    How many LeMons could actually make it all the way down the Mulsanne Straight, and how long would it take if one did?
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    04/02/09

    @FЯeeMan has had his GOLD card revoked: set time of 4 hours? I'm betting the winning car will muster 5 laps.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    04/02/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    I have already signed up as an unpaid mechanic for the Hotchkiss-Grégoire. Unpaid, except for my haute-couture Hotchkiss-Grégoire-Jalopnik-Gold overalls, that is.


    [www.hotchkiss-gregoire.com]

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    Image of Vexorg Vexorg
    04/01/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    Will there be a special prize for whoever can pull off a CLR-style front-flip on the backstretch in a $500 beater?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/01/09

    @Vexorg: Sure, but you're going to need a catastrophic drive shaft or U-joint failure. And it won't be near as graceful. But you will likely end up upside down.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    04/01/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    What pisses me off is that this isn't regular content.


    What a fucking tease.

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/01/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    This better not be a goddamn April Fools thing because I am planning a European trip, and I am definitely going to this race.
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    Image of Thrashy, perpetual Minardi Thrashy, perpetual Minardi
    04/01/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    I assume all the con-rod chunks, mulched transmission components, and spilt fluids that the LeMons racers will leave scattered across the back half of the Mulsanne Straight will be left there to make the main event more interesting?
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    04/01/09

    @Thrashy, dreaming of Chicago boxes: I think bumpers are the preferred LeMons detritus.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    04/01/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    Those better cost under 500 euro!
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    04/02/09

    @Schm-san writes haikus for yous!: Or €376?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/01/09

    In reply to LeMons Signed Up as Support Race for Le Mans
    I figured the Reliant Factory team would be running Robins.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/19/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    Definitely on the reading list!
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    Image of wkiernan wkiernan
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    "Positive, undiscerning iconography"? What does that mean?


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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/18/08

    @wkiernan: Either a programmer or using the car to attract twinks. Couldn't tell you which.


    Maybe both, but I wouldn't bet on it.

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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    I am a Jalopnik gearhead, old school and I don't even own a car anymore. What does this mean?
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/18/08

    @TR3-A: It means that you and I can laugh at every single page.


    Unless, of course, Lancias, Citroëns or old Japanese sedans are included.


    What does my desire for a Mazda Chantez say about me?

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    Image of Bret Bret
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    As the driver of a '96 Miata, I can safely say that the description of the '94 is accurate. We '96 drivers, on the other hand, are the true connoisseurs of light weight sports cars. Those '94 drivers are philistines with their six fewer horsepower and interior rear view mirrors that are affixed to the windshield header and not glued to the windscreen as God intended.


    I see you are not impressed. We shall settle this on the autocross course. Would you care to step outside, into the parking lot?

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    Image of Thrashy, perpetual Minardi Thrashy, perpetual Minardi
    12/18/08

    @Bret: You're still going to lose to some guy named Andy in a hopped-up Civic hatch.
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    Image of milo_carrera--fighting the good fight milo_carrera--fighting the good fight
    12/18/08

    @Thrashy, Slayer Of Cones: I was gonna say something mean and petty about a trailer towing package, but I won't. That would just make me...mean...and petty.
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    Image of Ralph Wiley Is Poised Ralph Wiley Is Poised
    12/18/08

    @Bret: Is that where men have anal sex these days?
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    12/18/08

    @Bret: My '92 laughs in the face of your OBDII.
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    Image of Bret Bret
    12/19/08

    @milo_carrera--eyepatch-free since 1982.: I used to say that my '96's R package was actually not installed, but the prototype Z-71 package was put on instead. The car sat so high that it towered visibly over my '92.


    Oh and @Thrashy, hitter or Cones: We speak reverently of Hollis our father of STS2, and gladly accept the whoopins ladled by him in the hope of further knowledge to be gleaned.


    Who am I kidding? I really just want an S2000...

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    Image of Bret Bret
    12/19/08

    @LucidRalphWiley: Is that you tapping your foot?
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    12/19/08

    @Bret: Wait, a '96 R? They made, what, seven of those?
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    Image of dontknoa dontknoa
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    Brand new G8 GT. What does that mean?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/18/08

    @dontknoa: Means I'm gonna kick you in the wedding vegetables and steal your car.
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