• Jalopnik
  • spy-photos
  • jalopnik-reviews
  • Profile logout login

#jaykay

Jalopnik

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #offtopic,
  • #tips,
  • #spyphotos,
  • etc.

Detroit, 1:50 PM
Thu Dec 3
36 posts in the last 24 hours

Contact

Tip your editors:

Editor-in-Chief:
Ray Wert | | AIM

Road Test Editor:
Wes Siler |

Weekend Editor:
Murilee Martin |

Associate Editor - Houston:

Associate Editor - Detroit:

Editor-at-Large:

Contributors:

John Krewson |

Follow Jalopnik on:
Facebook
Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jalopnik RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1753 Subscribers
Jalopnik
  • posts about #jaykay more →

    Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo

    Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged

    Top Gear Drives Mitsuoka Orochi, Proves It's Still The Ugliest Car In Existence
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    DOUGH!!!!
     Reply
    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of nick2ny nick2ny
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    Am I the only one who thinks jail is a little extreme here? Is it just because it is such an expensive car? I mean, someone stole the gas cap off my motorbike three days ago, and since it isn't covered by insurance that's about $20 and four hours of looking online to me. And the Enzo still looks gangster.


    The Enzo is covered by insurance. Jay Kay is going to be what, $1k GBP out of pocket (Plus a huge premium increase, mind you).


    Jail?? JAIL!!?!? wtf. How about 100 hours community service. Sending that kid to jail isn't going to do Jay Kay any favors in the popularity department. And now he looks like a whiner rather than a victim.


    That's just me, I don't tend to like "justice".

     Reply
    nick2ny was starred nick2ny was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    @nick2ny: If the picture of the guy who did it posted elsewhere in this thread is actually the guy, and that's how he looked in court (clothes and apparent attitude), he's lucky he didn't get life.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    Wow. You guys are violent. I thought this was a relatively calm crowd.


    I propose taping him to the front of a truck and then driving him through heavy traffic.

     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/16/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I propose feature him in an episode of Mythbusters, in which Buster conveniently goes on holiday.
     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/16/09

    @Mobius_1: Great idea.


    That's one were going with folks. It should provide enough entertainment for everybody.

     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    Jay Kay is like the anti-wanker in car terms...he buys the things AND THEN DRIVES THEM. And not to show himself off, but to let the cars exist in our modern world. I've liked him since "Virtual Insanity" days.
     Reply
    Jeb_Hoge was starred Jeb_Hoge was unstarred
    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    04/16/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: yeah his music is good driving music too.
     Reply
    LTDScott was starred LTDScott was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/16/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: Plus, he's been amazing on Top Gear.

     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/16/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: His dance should become the official Save the Enzo dance. And some song of his the offical anthem.


    "And on the thirteenth day, Ray led his troops on their pilgrimage to Maranello, determined to stop for no man, nor woman, nor liquor, nor sea, and complete their quest..."

     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    I think the punishment should just be the same as whatever was done to the car. Eddie Griffin crashed an Enzo and totaled it; he should be run into a wall with enough speed that the cost to fix him is more than his net worth. Billington cracked the windshield and broke a window; people should throw rocks at him until he cracks his skull and breaks a bone. That sounds about fair, right?
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    04/16/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Ok, stop reading my thoughts Leeeeena.


    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: You too, Duke.


    :)

     Reply
    ThreeLitre was starred ThreeLitre was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/16/09

    @ThreeLitre: I'll try to turn 'em off, but they're coming through loud and clear, so no guarantees.
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    I am a firm believer in an eye for an eye. The punishment should fit the crime.
    In his case he did damage to something that I'm sure he has nothing to compensate for. So I'm proposing that we put him in a room and key up his face.
     Reply
    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/16/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: I'll hold him down.
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/16/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I've noticed a trend in the past few days of you wanting to hold guys down. Is there something you're not telling us??
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Help I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/16/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: @Leeeeena the Jalopchick:


    I'll hold him down, and you hit him with your di ... a brick.

     Reply
    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/16/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: I don't think we have any bricks lying around the house. Can I use this?


     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/16/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick/Barkeep/Star de von Ausfern -schple...: Oh damn. What a name. I can't stop laughing. It started as a joke between me and Wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx. I thought you were on top of your memes.
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/16/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: You guys are killing me.
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/16/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Oh, I know. I just thought I'd pull it out of context :)
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/16/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick/Barkeep/Star de von Ausfern -schple...: Pull it out of context? Sounds painful.
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    We must award the prosecutors and the policemen and the detectives this:


     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    Did we ever find out why he did it? I really do care. For some reason I'm giving the little bugger the benefit of the doubt that it wasn't totally out of jealousy. I'm not saying he may have been justified but I'd at least like to understand.
     Reply
    Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was starred Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was unstarred
    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    04/16/09

    @Tiberiuswise - sarcasm free since April 15, 2009.:
    Oops, I read the article. He's a dick.
     Reply
    Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was starred Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    @Tiberiuswise - sarcasm free since April 15, 2009.: He's a pastry chef, doesn't it go without saying? Not to say that Jay Kay couldn't have said done something engineered to piss off said pastry chef.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: "...said or done..."


    Preview button, preview button, oh why hast thou forsaken me?

     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of c0de c0de
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, and some Porsche drivers are total wankers. I don't know about you guys, but I have launched a saliva projectile at quite a few of those after seeing the driver (usually dressed in awkwardly coloured Paul & Shark shirts)

    I wouldn't go as far as smashing it, because i don't think i am capable of doing that, plus i have the upper body strength of a domesticated rabbit.
     Reply
    c0de was starred c0de was unstarred
    Image of racerx racerx
    04/16/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: Yes, because you can judge everything about a person by the way they look and what they drive. Grow up.
     Reply
    racerx was starred racerx was unstarred
    Image of c0de c0de
    04/16/09

    @racerx: yes, and i refuse to.
     Reply
    c0de was starred c0de was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: I dunno, I kinda like Jay Kay.
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of c0de c0de
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: oh yeah, me too (well i thought his name was jamiroquai till i read this article)! and my post wasn't directed towards him, rather it was a poor attempt of saying something funny.

    It still holds true (at least in my mind) to the majority of the said car's drivers.
     Reply
    c0de was starred c0de was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: I understand that you may not like some supercar drivers. But spitting on their car? You're basically dissuading people from buying supercars. Don't you just like it when you hear a Ferrari coming up behind you with that beautiful sound coming out of the Italian V8?
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: What if you are handed the keys to a red Ferrari? Then you would probably want people to not spit on your car.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of c0de c0de
    04/16/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: if i'm a total prick, i deserve it ! i wouldn't want people to do that, but that's a different story.

    plus it's not like i keyed the car ! jeez you guys sure can't take a joke, looks no one reads my posts because then you'd realize i am joking the vast majority of the time.


    @lilwillie wants another PCH: i drive a red mr2 with a ferrari kit making it look like a 360

     Reply
    c0de was starred c0de was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: Well now I look like a complete asshole. I'm going back to the Hello Kitty website.www.sanrio.com/
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/16/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: I spit on minivans and economy cars. If I'm really in the mood, I panel (aka kickf*ck) them.
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of c0de c0de
    04/16/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: i don't do that, i figured those should be kept in pristine condition so that their drivers will endure the agony of driving them for the longest time possible.
     Reply
    c0de was starred c0de was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/16/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: Aww, don't go hide. You're a nice and humorous commenter; maybe just make your comments a little more over-the-top so we recognize them for what they are, eh?
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: Overpasses are where the money shots are.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    04/16/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: I can understand where you're coming from...especially since we see a Ferrari crash special every other day.


    Of course people need to take more interest and appreciate their hand-crafted supercar, but I think we need to confirm:


    NEVER touch ANYONE's car, no matter what you think of them.


    Vandalism doesn't hurt them...it hurts the car...not to mention Pininfarina staring down at you from above.

     Reply
    Dhillaz 2.0 was starred Dhillaz 2.0 was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/16/09

    @Dhillaz: I'm pretty sure Pininfarina worked out some deal with the devil for their creation of their amazing designs, so they'd probably be staring at you from down below. Which is particularly worrisome if you are a female and wearing a skirt.


    Side note: I just noticed that part of my name is -fried -digger -dangle -apple -banger. WTF? lol

     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick/Barkeep/Star de von Ausfern -schple...: You should run it through a translator as a couple of those German words are real and hilarious.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Sir Jorgen Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger... VIII: I recognise a couple of them, like train car, good evening, please, a, one from Nuremberg, with, thankyousomuch, cauliflower, and central heating.
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of cargogh cargogh
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    This is shameful. Enzo's look best in black.
     Reply
    cargogh was starred cargogh was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    @cargogh: What is shameful? And I do agree Enzo is look best in black.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Jagvar Jagvar
    04/16/09

    @cargogh:


    I take it black. Like my man.

     Reply
    Jagvar was starred Jagvar was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Jagvar: Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home...
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: That pop culture reference is older than you are, kid. Hell, it might even be older than me.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: Man, if it weren't for you I never would have known what that scene in Airplane! was about. And I'd've figured it out by now, I've seen that movie well over thirty times..
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: They did that one in Airplane! ? It's been too many years since I saw that movie. It was an old reference then, too.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: I thought it was older, but this commercial (low quality, sorry) is from 1972.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: Yeah, you gotta see it again! Back when boobies were in PG movies! Also it's the funniest movie ever made, or at least it's up there with The Grand Lebowski.
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: Boy now I really feel stupid. The tagline wasn't even in there. See if I trust a blind search again.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: Excuse me, I speak Jive.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Sir Jorgen Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger... VIII: "Just hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound on the medi-cide."

    "What it is, big momma? My momma din't raise no dummies, I dug her rap!"

    "Cut me some slack, Jack!"


    "Chump don't want no help, chump don't get dat help. Jive-ass dude ain't got no brains, anyhow."

     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: I don't care who you are that is one of the funniest movies of all time. I try to throw in an obscure Airplane! reference every chance I get.


    /carefully plots rest of day...

     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Sir Jorgen Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger... VIII: Every chance you get?!


    Surely you can't be serious...

     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: I'm actually old enough to remember the commercial before it was even on Airplane. They ran it through the 70s.
     Reply
    dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was starred dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.


    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/16/09

    @dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: I was under the impression that it was a print ad as far back as the fifties, but I can find no trace of it on teh webz. I also remember the TV ads though.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Sir Jorgen Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger... VIII: Joey... ever seen a grown man naked?
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Jagvar Jagvar
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy:


    Do you like to watch movies about gladiators?

     Reply
    Jagvar was starred Jagvar was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    @Jagvar:

    We have clearance, Clarence.

    Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    If you fuck with our Enzos, we'll put your fat ass in jail.
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/16/09

    In reply to Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
    Who's up for some vigilante justice?
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy:

     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/16/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th:

    "I roam the city at night, unseen, unheard, undetected, protecting the city that I love, my city..."


     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/16/09

    @Mobius_1: Mysterion
     Reply
    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    04/16/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: Yeah, let's get that Jamiroquai fucker!
    Wait, what?
     Reply
    scroggzilla raids again was starred scroggzilla raids again was unstarred
    Image of golferal - Now with no Segway! golferal - Now with no Segway!
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    How many fucking records did these guys sell? I've only heard maybe two of their songs and this guy has "Four Ferarris and 7 Porsches"?


    Man, I'm in the wrong business.

     Reply
    golferal - Now with no Segway! was starred golferal - Now with no Segway! was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/03/09

    @golferal: Yeah, go sell over 21 million records and you can get mad when someone trashes your Enzo, too!
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    So I'm seeing a pattern here. Jay Kay has a stable of supercars. Jay Leno, another car freak. Jay Lamm, King of LeMons...think I'll change my name.
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    So do pastry chefs have a problem with Enzos or Groove-funk?
     Reply
    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jalopnik account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.