A UK pastry chef who admitted damaging Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo was sentenced to 20 weeks in jail. Frankly, we think the prosecutor should have gone for the death penalty. (h/t Brian!) [Star]

The Ferrari Enzo owned by Jamiroquai's Jay Kay was brutalized by a yet unconfirmed assailant at the Brudenell Hotel in Aldeburgh, Suffolk. We've got the full damage report inside.