Dissapointing. Reading these comments is like watching Jalops descending into the "MY CARWASH IDEA IS MOAR BETAR THAN YOOR ACTUAL CARWASH" school of lameass internet superiority. Stop it. Its making me sad.
Speaking of Bikini Car Wash. I was running into town with the Camaro one day last month and low and behold. The local High School Girls Cheer leading squad is having a car was. Admittedly, I needed to wash the car but they had the car wash at the self service car wash place in town.
I thought to myself, "Self, this is one of those times when you love high school girls, no matter how old you are they still stay the same age." Then I re-thought it. I was wearing a baseball cap, a Hawaiian shirt, Khaki pants and flip flops. Basically a uglier version of the late Boyd Codington, even with the goatee. I then realized I would look just like the pervert I was. Even if it was going to be looking and not touching, I was going to jail or hell, in no paticular order.
This all went through my mind in a few seconds. I smiled to the girls and took a right hand turn instead of the left hand turn. Looked in the mirror and swore at myself for not only getting old but looking the part also.
My wife even agreed, I would have looked like Uncle Pervy standing there ogling them in their Bikinis as they washed the car.
@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: I have passed those car washes for exactly these reasons. My car could be covered in mud and slime to the rooftop and I'd keep on driving because in the final calculus, my graying, 30-something ass has no business being there.
And wth is NSFW? I mean it was legal to do that wide open in Royal Oak wasn't it? I will ask HR to go fcuk themselves. Bikini car wash (which strictly speaking this one isn't) is an American tradition dammit!
I wish I would have had much more time to plan this event with the main organizer. I would of A. Had better music B. Had them wear bikini's like I was told and C. had better lookin girls.
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@Pessimipposaurus: That's Andy Didorosi's Fiesta and he's managed over 19k miles on it in 5 months, so practically anyone in the US has probably had a chance to see it.
@Jo Schmo: I want to meet the owner, I'm a little fascinated at the thought process that decided what a Beetle needed was more parts from an Intrepid (since it shares some interior bits too).
I got to read about it before the pics came up,i got my hopes up to see some hotties in leather bikini's,i didn't realise it meant leather skinned bints that look like mutton dressed as lamb in swimwear
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I thought to myself, "Self, this is one of those times when you love high school girls, no matter how old you are they still stay the same age." Then I re-thought it. I was wearing a baseball cap, a Hawaiian shirt, Khaki pants and flip flops. Basically a uglier version of the late Boyd Codington, even with the goatee. I then realized I would look just like the pervert I was. Even if it was going to be looking and not touching, I was going to jail or hell, in no paticular order.
This all went through my mind in a few seconds. I smiled to the girls and took a right hand turn instead of the left hand turn. Looked in the mirror and swore at myself for not only getting old but looking the part also.
My wife even agreed, I would have looked like Uncle Pervy standing there ogling them in their Bikinis as they washed the car.
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p.s: I am never forgiving my boss for making me miss the leather wash nite.
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Yes, next years will be better.
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Now that I look back on it, I've seen that particular Fiesta before.
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@Pessimipposaurus: That was at the OC Cars 'n Coffee in July. It's next to an TT-S in this picture.
It wasn't the best small car at the show though. This was.
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Then again, that was in high school, and wet shirts always were much sexier than just bikinis. The only reason I joined the student body.
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"Joined the student body"
...heh...
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But of course, and I promote
hi-fidelity also.
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(That's how you know it's a party!)
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