@graverobber: Fine Corinthian Pleather: Damn. Now I regret including the punchline in the comment, although I debated it pretty hard beforehand. Next time, I'll have more faith that someone'll come by and hit the pitch. I dunno what I was thinking.
@pauljones: Rumour has it that he had made his decision, lined up the ride, and while it was being delivered to his luxury apartment (a crossover-utility vehicle, down by the river), it ran into an unfortunate incident involving a skateboard, some kid in a life preserver, and a load of manure.
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I'm not making that up, that's just what I heard.
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Rumor has it that the Vespa looked a lot like this one:
[jalopnik.com]
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I say he drove a beat up Volvo 242.
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BTW, who does the chops for Jalopnik anyway?
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Sometimes it can lead to better results, but sometimes the debating really takes it out of you.
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@pauljones....He specifically mandated that YOU find Waldo. Thus, you have failed us ALL. I will go cry in a corner now.
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You know, you weren't supposed to get that semantic on me. I was hoping Ray wouldn't remember that, but there you go reminding him...
Oh well, time to resign ourselves to another six months of torment....
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I know they're not in Detroit, but if I'm not gonna win, I might as well enjoy it.
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As a result, he was forced to go with "Plan B":
A skydiving llama.
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