Jalopnik: jalopnik caption contest

Caption This: Diesel Fart Can Edition

Ben Wojdyla — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:00:00 EDT

The Dodge Ram Cummins diesel can be a marvelous beast. We've personally experienced one with 800 HP and over 1100 lb-ft of torque. Of course, that kind of power requires massive modification; giant twin fart-can-like exhausts are not among those.

A picture is worth a thousand words and we look to you, the all-knowing, witty commentariat of the Jalopnisphere to provide those words. Can you provide the caption to this photo that'll wow your peers and make the stone-faced Jalopnik editors crack a smile?

Image Credit: Asian Martin

Caption This: Helmet Used As High Hat

Ben Wojdyla — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:30:00 EDT

A helmeted driver awaits a race by relaxing with friends as an unexpected drop in room temperature causes the momentary fogging of his visor. Totally, dudes.

Caption This: Little Tykes Cozy Coupe Edition

The Auto Insider — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:30:00 EDT

A picture's worth a thousand words and we look to you, the all-knowing Jalopnik commentariat to provide the caption to this photo that'll wow your peers and make the stone-faced Jalopnik editors crack a smile?

This DIYer was spied at a friend's garage this past weekend hoisting up his classic Little Tykes Cozy Coupe on the lift to get in some wrench time while addressing some much needed repairs.

Image Credit: Nick Armstrong

Caption This: F/A-18 Hornet Flyby Edition

The Auto Insider — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:30:00 EDT

A Navy F/A-18 Hornet buzzes past GM's Renaissance Center world headquarters last year on its way along the Detroit River to wow the thousands of spectators attending the Red Bull Air Race.

Caption This: Rick And Ron Edition

The Auto Insider — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:52:53 EST

Photo Credit: Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images News