Nick Bollea, Son Of The Hulkster, To Serve 8 Months Without You Know What

Travis Hudson — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:05:00 EDT

Nick Bollea was sentenced to eight months in prison on charges of reckless driving from a street racing incident that left his 1998 Toyota Supra wrapped around a tree and a passenger critically injured. The jail time begins immediately and Bollea will also have five years of probation and a suspended license for three years. Bollea is the son of the Hulkster, who was also in attendance of the hearing dressed in black, head-to-toe (including his signature stocking cap). The lawsuit is still pending. [Sun-Sentinel]

The Long Bus of the Law: Jail on Wheels

Mike Spinelli — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:03:33 EDT

Photo by Mark A. Redman

Once upon a time in America, in an epoch known to geologists as "the fifties," arable land was a scarce commodity. Most inhabitants lived on mobile plots known to ancients as the "Chevy Bel Air." Such a paucity of space meant there was no room to build prisons, so leaders of the time confined society's degenerates on buses. Drivers would travel their routes, picking up violators and felons at designated stops. Only trouble was, the device that signaled when a passenger wanted to get off was broken, and talking to the driver was prohibited, so the degenerates just sat quietly reading the newspaper. Then the driver would park the bus and just leave it for 50 years. True story. [Thanks to Jtebo for the tip.]

Moral: STOP THAT CRIME YOU CAN'T WIN

[via Hank's Truck Pictures]

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Nick Bollea, Son Of The Hulkster, To Serve 8 Months Without You Know What

The Long Bus of the Law: Jail on Wheels