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    2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.

    Jaguar Registers Trademarks On C-XJ, C-XE And XE Names
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.

    It'll never get made. Jaguar's been toying with bringing back the E-Type for decades and still hasn't done so.

    With Jaguar still bleeding money, I don't think it'll ever happen.

    Remember the F-Type?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    09/03/09


    @Pessimipposaurus: Remember 10 years before, the XJ41?
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    09/03/09


    @Syrax: Then teasing us once more with the XK180.
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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.
    It's a very pretty car, but I would prefer a real E-type. I would use the money I saved on houndstooth clothing.
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    Image of Theimbellis Theimbellis
    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.
    Now it looks like a Peugeot or Citroen...
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    09/03/09

    @Theimbellis: thems fighting words. Peugeot maybe but definitely not a Citroen.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.
    If you block out everything below the lines of chrome below the headlights and the grille the upper portion looks like a Viper hood and lights. And that's not a bad thing.

    But a big old negatron on the vertical tail pipes. They look dumb angled on a IS-F and they look dumb here. Rotate 90-degrees and we have a deal. Do they have an Indian 12-year old who can fix that?
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.
    I like the old days when they did the automobile drawings by hand. The initial hand drawings promised the world with long hoods, swoopy curves, low roof lines, large wide tires and beautiful rims that got everyone all excited, but then the final outcome was something akin to a Chevette.
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.
    Let the poor cat get some sleep. It's getting some serious bags below the eyes. Otherwise, not bad looking at all.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.
    Vincent Furnier approves of this front facia styling.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.
    Fucking. Sexy.

    I adore the new direction for Jaguar. Their new Indian overlords can take over any company they like, if this is the sort of thing they come up with.
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    Image of Velocitré Velocitré
    09/03/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: I'd like to credit the bodacious company with all of this, but I think most of it was in the pipeline before the sale. It's too bad Henry couldn't stick around to reap the benefits of their labor.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/03/09

    @Velocitré: Possibly. But it's getting late enough now that I think we all have to admit that there's at least a bit of Indian influence in the recipe.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    09/03/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Hare baba.
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    Image of Velocitré Velocitré
    09/03/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: I agree, there's some curry in the mash.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.
    I really like the rear end better than the front, but the tailpipes will take some getting used to. In my opinion, the humonstrous cat's eyes for headlights are not pleasing to my eyes.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/03/09

    @skaycog - Just Say Yes!: Sigh. And just when it seemed we'd be so perfect together. I'm sorry, skaycog, it'll never work between us.
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    09/03/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Are you going to let a pair of headlights come between us?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/03/09

    @skaycog - Just Say Yes!: I believe that's where they belong...

    Oh. Those. Right.

    Yeah, I think I have to. Sorry.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    09/03/09

    @skaycog - Just Say Yes!: I didn't want to get in this conversation when you're getting so intimate, but IMO the headlights are featuring the GTR Concept and Benz SLS Alice Cooper inspiration. It looked good in the GTR, it looked like a copycat in the SLS, it'll look wrong in the XKE.
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    09/03/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: I guess I'll be crying myself to sleep tonight.
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    09/03/09

    @Syrax: That's what I'm talking about! You lost me though on the Alice Cooper thing.
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    09/03/09


    @skaycog - Just Say Yes!: GTR:
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    09/03/09


    @skaycog - Just Say Yes!: Alice Cooper:
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    09/03/09

    @Syrax: Thanks, Mr. Syrax. Great comparison!
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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    09/03/09

    In reply to 2013 Jaguar XE: Biggest. Cat's Eyes. Ever.
    Woah kitty, where'd you get that shiner? Has your manufacturer been abusing you?
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