• Jalopnik
  • spy-photos
  • jalopnik-reviews
  • Profile logout login

#jaguarxjrhearse

Jalopnik

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #offtopic,
  • #tips,
  • #spyphotos,
  • etc.

Detroit, 10:39 AM
Thu Dec 3
30 posts in the last 24 hours

Contact

Tip your editors:

Editor-in-Chief:
Ray Wert | | AIM

Road Test Editor:
Wes Siler |

Weekend Editor:
Murilee Martin |

Associate Editor - Houston:

Associate Editor - Detroit:

Editor-at-Large:

Contributors:

John Krewson |

Follow Jalopnik on:
Facebook
Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jalopnik RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1753 Subscribers
Jalopnik
  • posts about #jaguarxjrhearse more →

    Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    Classy. I suppose this means that they also offer cremation.
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    So would that make it an H-Type?
     Reply
    Graverobber was starred Graverobber was unstarred
    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    Can fit a bunch of car manufacturer CEO´s
     Reply
    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was starred BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/08/08

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - Also smoking his cigar in the CSRSL: Even more of them if you hit the "Puree" button.
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    The front end of the Jag looks absolutely tiny to be pulling that volume of car. In fact, it looks like a Jag got rear-ended by a 1966 Ford Country Sedan wagon.
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    The Jaguar Hearse Package comes complete

    with Funeral Procession Roadside Assistance...
     Reply
    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/08/08

    @POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY: So when they get to the cemetery and the actual grave, he just backs it up and it drops the coffin like it's a turtle laying an egg? That would be worth seeing.
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/08/08

    @POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY: *wipes coffee off screen, keyboard, desk, assistant, assistant's assistant*


    Sorry everyone. POLAЯ's fault. Carry on.

     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of nosirrahg nosirrahg
    12/08/08

    @POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY: That photo reminds me; before I left town for Thanksgiving I was working late, and when I left downtown I got stopped at a light, and I swear an S10 pickup (the older boxy style) crossed the street in front of me with 3-4 people sitting on the edge of the pickup bed, and they were holding a casket steady that was sitting on one of those little scissor-type rolling deals (complete with the brown crushed velvet skirt hiding the scissor thing). I was too busy picking my jaw up off the floor to notice if they were dressed for a funeral or not, so I guess it could have been a prop for a play or something...but I didn't get the sense they were dressed in work clothes. And no procession or anything following, just the lone truck. If I hadn't been exhausted and late heading home in the first place, I'd have followed them just to see where they were going.
     Reply
    nosirrahg was starred nosirrahg was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    12/08/08

    @nosirrahg: Sounds like a Viking-style burial. Off to Valhalla in your Chevy Truck. Ashes to ashes, like a rock.
     Reply
    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of thunder; now eta-powered thunder; now eta-powered
    12/08/08

    @nosirrahg: My first job out of high school was with a casket manufacturer. We'd make deliveries (of empty boxes, of course) all the time in a Ford LTD wagon with windows that weren't tinted. You wouldn't believe the looks you'd get at stoplights.
     Reply
    thunder; now eta-powered was starred thunder; now eta-powered was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/08/08

    @thunder: Now I want a casket, just to put it on the roof-racks in my Volkswagen.


    "Sup? Oh that? Yeah, that's my dad. He likes to go for a drive every once in a while."

     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of thunder; now eta-powered thunder; now eta-powered
    12/08/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: That's about as tasteful as the guy I worked with at that same place who bought a baby casket and made a cooler out of it. Big, big hit at the keggers.
     Reply
    thunder; now eta-powered was starred thunder; now eta-powered was unstarred
    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    Looks like they added the extra room for some of the "larger caskets"
     Reply
    RoninianHoon was starred RoninianHoon was unstarred
    Image of pauln pauln
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    Given the jag's all-aluminum structure/body, this may have been a bit challenging.
     Reply
    pauln was starred pauln was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/08/08

    @pauln: Pre-2003 model, not aluminium yet. Big, solid, steel sucker, this one.
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    Make it a Jagamino & throw a couple of dirt bikes in the back.
     Reply
    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of thunder; now eta-powered thunder; now eta-powered
    12/08/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: Give it thirty, maybe forty years, and you'll find this thing sitting in a junkyard somewhere, just begging for a car/truck conversion.
     Reply
    thunder; now eta-powered was starred thunder; now eta-powered was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    Chop the top down to normal levels, and I'll take it! Come on, it'd be everything you ever needed in an SUV with all the class of a Jag. A station Jagon!
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    An E type hearse for "little people"
     Reply
    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of Evil_Genius Evil_Genius
    12/08/08

    @layabout met the real Santa:


    Ahh, I was waiting for the 'Harold and Maude' reference


    I wonder what happened to the Type-E hearse that was made for that movie?

     Reply
    Evil_Genius was starred Evil_Genius was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/08/08

    @Evil_Genius: It fell on its roof, remember?
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of ormstungu ormstungu
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    Wow - all the style of a Buick Roadmaster? With all the reliability of a Jaguar?
     Reply
    ormstungu was starred ormstungu was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/08/08

    @ormstungu: Well when you put it that way...
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    12/08/08

    @ormstungu: Jags are very reliable these days... [www.whatcar.com]
     Reply
    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/08/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: You'll notice this is one of the pre-2003 models though. Nooooot quite so reliable
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of MaxSmart32 MaxSmart32
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    This thing is horrible. Just horrible.
     Reply
    MaxSmart32 was starred MaxSmart32 was unstarred
    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    12/08/08

    @MaxSmart32: Do I see a light bar?
     Reply
    RoninianHoon was starred RoninianHoon was unstarred
    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    And I thought Citroen CX ambulances were cool....
     Reply
    Maxichamp was starred Maxichamp was unstarred
    Image of FiverDriver FiverDriver
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    Bring out your dead...
     Reply
    FiverDriver was starred FiverDriver was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    12/08/08

    @FiverDriver: zing!
     Reply
    Plecostomus [Tyrrell] was starred Plecostomus [Tyrrell] was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    12/08/08

    In reply to Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
    Cool,i wanna see it drift on ice with a coffin in the back.
     Reply
    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    12/08/08

    @layabout met the real Santa:


    Instead of being an XJ8, it would be an ISK8.

     Reply
    Stoatmaster was starred Stoatmaster was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jalopnik account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.