Window crnks can be luxury itself; machined billet items. They aren't hard to use either. Frankly, this is a lot like the argument that repeating rifles are better than bolt action. I personally like simple stuff, so I usually hunt with a modified Enfield .303 British bolt action. I can't see myself needing the automation of an AR-15. But hey, everybody has their thing, you know...
My parents almost exclusively bought bare-bones Honda Accords and Toyota Camrys throughout my youth. My first car was a hand-me-down Accord with A/C, automatic, mudflaps and floor mats.
As a kid and a young driver, I was always disappointed by my dad's cheapo purchases, but I appreciate them a lot more in retrospect. The simplicity and durability of those cars was like nothing I've encountered since. And I'd much rather have a midsize econocar than a loaded compact.
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The $9995 Nissan Versa has crank windows, a 5 speed manual and no radio or AC. It does come with power steering and thats about it. Its the Chevette Scooter of our generation....cept its bettter quality than the crap ass Chevette!
I do not understand why power windows on a basic car is bad. Nor do I understand why it's bad for the manufacturers to move 1990 good stuff into 2009 cheap stuff. I'm with dal20402 on this one.
@dulcamara: It's because less fewer fancy gewgaws leads to fewer things broken, and fewer things between the driver, machine, and road. As a group, Jalopnik commenters seem to be appreciative of no-frills cars. We're collectively cheap, but enjoy driving, and fixing electrical gremlins on a car that's off-warranty is no fun.
@TV's Paul Y.: I like simple cars too, but I think it's about time to stop treating power locks and windows like overcomplicated frills. It's not like an electric motor that moves a lock actuator or a piece of glass is some kind of unproven exotic technology.
Starters and windshield wipers (which I consider to be far more important) also used to be hand-cranked, but you don't hear anybody complaining about those using electric motors today.
@ummagumma82: I'd like to have the option. It's not like an automatic transmission is some kind of unproven exotic technology. And you hear few of us complaining about automatic transmissions, but you understand how close the stickshift is to our hearts.
@ummagumma82: You think power locks and windows aren't unproven technology? Do you know how many GM vehicles under 10 years old have their windows held up with pieces of wood? It's almost impossible to break manual locks and windows.
...and automatic transmissions should be illegal. They make people dumber, and worse drivers.
My girlfriend's parents got a bare-bones smart fortwo recently, and that is pretty damn basic transportation. It's practically a truck cab on wheels. No radio, no power steering, and it would have a real manual transmission if that was an option. Her stepdad told me that he concluded that it is the equivalent of a Beetle -- absolutely minimal transportation that will comfortably hold two adults (and it also happens to be an ass-engined Nazi slot car, too). I haven't seen it in person yet, but next time we go out there, I've been promised the opportunity to drive it. Maybe I should write a review!
@TV's Paul Y.: We kicked the Nazis out of France, which is where the smarts are built. I guess it's an ass-engined surrendermobile.
Once you get to drive it though, you'll probably dig it save one thing - the tranny. It's bizarre and hateful - a manual gear box, with a clutch and everything, buy they neglected to put a pedal and a shift lever in the cabin. Instead, a computer shifts the thing like a spastic 6 year old on meth.
My first three cars were an '86 Chevette, an '88 Horizon and a '91 Escort. I don't want to romanticize the first two in any way, though the 2.2 gave the Horizon plenty of oomph. I really liked the Escort.
But the '80 Accord my wife was driving when we started dating--I had the Chevette at the time--demonstrated the difference between cheap and economical.
@flyingstitch and the hamsters are friends again: My first car was a '68 Plymouth Belvedere 2-door post. Slant-six, 727 automatic, bench seat, AM radio, heater and damn little else. I miss that car at least once a week.
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@Mike the Dog: Rusty or not...it still is a sweet ride. It has been a pattern in my car-life that if I have a soft spot for a particular brand or design of vehicle, I can't help but love them no matter what shape they are in.
That being said...I should introduce you to the newest love of my car-life: (see picture above.)
Dammit. I am not used to this new format yet. I was expecting the picture to show up underneath the writing. But I am sure you get my point. True automotive beauty has many facets which sometimes include rust and dents (and maybe even the occasional lack of a front bumper). So as rusty as that old Belvedere may have been, I'm sure that it was still an awesome car.
I bought a Toyota Yaris last year. Being in Florida, it had A/C ( I would have gotten a/c anyway). 2 door hatch, 5 speed, roll-up windows and manual locks. $11K out the door and 37MPG @ 80 MPH.
Can't beat it, but I miss my 1978 Ford Fiesta. THAT had absolutely no frills.
Having had not one, but three different stripper versions of vehicles, a '67 forward-control Dodge window van (which wasn't really a stripper, 'cause it had a almost all the extras, there just weren't many available (AM radio, deep blue paint, all the windows, both rear passenger seats, the 318 w/a manual, and one-ton suspension)), an '80 F-100 long-bed pickup, and an '86.5 Nissan 720 pickup, I can say, with confidence, there is a need for vehicles like this.
The Ford was the lowest-of-the-low. Rubber floors, no radio, no power nothing, three-on-the-tree, nothing upholstered but the seat, and that was remarkably durable vinyl. Still, for what I needed, a work truck, it was okay.
Wait, it did have a passenger side outside mirror, OEM, but I think it was an oversight.
I longed for A/C, put in a floor shift to replace the crap steering column linkage, oh, and a manual sliding rear window for better airflow in the heat of Texas summer. It was so beat up, though, if making it into a parking space between a post and a wall required stopping, backing up, and taking a second shot, I skipped it and just hit whatever I hit which wasn't another vehicle.
There was literally not an undamaged body panel on it. For six months, the driver's window did exist because it fell off the track and shattered. I just carried a towel on the passenger's floor side, in case it rained while it wasn't moving. Vent windows kept rain out while moving.
Traffic was a drag.
The Nissan had A/C, but that was it for options. I eventually carpeted it, swapped the bench for 1984 leather Corvette seats, and did some work with tunes. Tinted the windows, too. I effectively lived out of it, as much as I drove it, so I was determined to be at least somewhat comfy.
Then I lowered it and put KYB's in all-around. So much for the comfort thing...
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The current Hyundai Accent isn't a bad runabout. Though, the most basic car I've ever owned was the one I had prior to my current one - a bare bones 02 focus zx3, which had still had a fair amout of equip despite A/C being the only option box checked off. Manual crank windows, manual locks, manual transmission, manual seats. The only real niceties of the car were foglamps, alloy wheels, tach, a cd player, and a leather wrapped steering wheel.
My current car has remote locking, power windows, sunroof, and a bunch of other niceties. Truth is, I miss a lot about that old focus (even though the new car is just a newer, better optioned zx3). The biggest thing I miss id unlocking the passenger door for my wife and having her unlock my door for me while I walked back over to my door.
We've lost so many intangibles because of these luxuries.
By the way I'd still rather drive a Horizon than an Aveo. Dunno about the Accent, though- never got behind it's wheel. A cheap car doesn't have to be poorly engineered or fear inducing with its badness (there were times I was AFRAID to drive the Aveo i had for a week)
The most basic car I've purchased in the last 10 years is my 2005 Ford Ranger. The only options I went for was an automatic and A/C. Roll down windows, Am/Fm 2 speaker stereo, rubber floors, steel wheels and refrigerator white paint. Then I opted for a hitch and a bedliner. Out the door was something to the tune of $8 or 9 thousand out the door.
@Herbie3Rivers: You might be surprised to find out that most dealers will tell you with a straight face that they simply cannot get you a Ranger configured like that.
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@FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine: At which point they will advise you not to let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. I've had this conversation before.
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@FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine: My grandfather did something similar: In the early 90s, he was in the market for a Cadillac STS. He stood in the showroom for probably 15 minutes and nobody went to talk to him.
He goes over to the next town, a guy greets him right away, and he points to an STS and says, "I want one of those in pearl white." He paid for it with a cheque.
The week he took delivery, he drove over to the other dealership, walked in and asked to speak to the sales manager. He asked the man to look outside at the shiny new Cadillac. The manager said it was a nice car, and my grandfather told him, "it could have been a sale here, but nobody bothered to talk to me when I came." and he left.
@FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine: He's still going strong at 83. He's on his second S80. The first one he bought was T-boned by some fucking punk in a Del Sol or something that ran a red light; my grandmother's seat actually got closer to the driver's side.
They both walked away from it, and now he's a bona fide Volvo man.
@FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine: I should also add he was a salesman at OTC and Proto tools for a hell of a long time (I'm not sure which companies he was with before I was born. He was the top salesman in both companies, globally, for a long time.
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I drive a 99 Bora with no extras, after moving down from my Dad's Superb the only thing I miss is the remote locking, but then I am glad it has central locking. But electric windows are nice, the heated seats were good when it was cold, electric seats were good cause I have to share the car and ac even here in Ireland was great to have.
@darasoldout: I rode in two or three Octavias while in the UK last month, and was surprised at their quality. Apparently the VW takeover did 'em wonders.
@PlayerX: The Superbs I saw were just B5 Passats (Wiki says they're 10cm longer); there's a new one out that's damn near identical to the new Passat.
The Octavia's based on the Golf/Jetta platform, but is differently styled.
They're built in Central/Eastern Europe (as Skoda was a Czech company) and seem to be just as well-built (some say better) than equivalent VWs. A true success story for the non-badge-conscious.
@FP - in black for the Jezebel Nine: The Czechs are damned fine people. I'm actually drinking a Staropramen as I type this. (Well, not literally as I type... I put the beer down so I don't spill, then I type, then I sip....)
Stripper, is the word you're looking for. My mom's '72 Nova was a stripper, and proud of it. With the benefit of time, I've come to understand that this is how you come to understand the essence of the machinery and to have a more direct relationship to your driving. Which is good.
It wasn't about your lifestyle. It was a car.
That car had as options the obligatory-for-the-day vinyl roof and an AM radio. One dashtop speaker. Plug where the cigarette lighter should have been. And they didn't provide any accessory wiring to it either. Oh, it also had a band of tinting at the top of the windshield.
No carpet, just full rubber floor mats. Woven nylon upholstery on the bench seats, because it was cheaper than vinyl. Six cylinder. Three on the tree, with a clutch that took two years for the dealer to properly sort out.
It was transportation. It could carry six people in moderate comfort. It's trunk could hold some stuff. It could keep up with traffic on the highway. We once got 28 mpg out of a tank of gas. The fan liked to chew on radiators just a bit. When it broke, you could figure out what went wrong, and then go and fix it. It never drove quite right over 65 after my sister bent the frame, but we kept driving it. She called it Malcolm.
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Window crnks can be luxury itself; machined billet items. They aren't hard to use either. Frankly, this is a lot like the argument that repeating rifles are better than bolt action. I personally like simple stuff, so I usually hunt with a modified Enfield .303 British bolt action. I can't see myself needing the automation of an AR-15. But hey, everybody has their thing, you know...
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As a kid and a young driver, I was always disappointed by my dad's cheapo purchases, but I appreciate them a lot more in retrospect. The simplicity and durability of those cars was like nothing I've encountered since. And I'd much rather have a midsize econocar than a loaded compact.
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Starters and windshield wipers (which I consider to be far more important) also used to be hand-cranked, but you don't hear anybody complaining about those using electric motors today.
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...and automatic transmissions should be illegal. They make people dumber, and worse drivers.
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Once you get to drive it though, you'll probably dig it save one thing - the tranny. It's bizarre and hateful - a manual gear box, with a clutch and everything, buy they neglected to put a pedal and a shift lever in the cabin. Instead, a computer shifts the thing like a spastic 6 year old on meth.
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But the '80 Accord my wife was driving when we started dating--I had the Chevette at the time--demonstrated the difference between cheap and economical.
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EDIT: In all fairness, I must admit that it was rusted to hell when I got it, and swiss-cheesed by the time I was done with it.
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@Mike the Dog: Rusty or not...it still is a sweet ride. It has been a pattern in my car-life that if I have a soft spot for a particular brand or design of vehicle, I can't help but love them no matter what shape they are in.
That being said...I should introduce you to the newest love of my car-life: (see picture above.)
Dammit. I am not used to this new format yet. I was expecting the picture to show up underneath the writing. But I am sure you get my point. True automotive beauty has many facets which sometimes include rust and dents (and maybe even the occasional lack of a front bumper). So as rusty as that old Belvedere may have been, I'm sure that it was still an awesome car.
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Can't beat it, but I miss my 1978 Ford Fiesta. THAT had absolutely no frills.
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The Ford was the lowest-of-the-low. Rubber floors, no radio, no power nothing, three-on-the-tree, nothing upholstered but the seat, and that was remarkably durable vinyl. Still, for what I needed, a work truck, it was okay.
Wait, it did have a passenger side outside mirror, OEM, but I think it was an oversight.
I longed for A/C, put in a floor shift to replace the crap steering column linkage, oh, and a manual sliding rear window for better airflow in the heat of Texas summer. It was so beat up, though, if making it into a parking space between a post and a wall required stopping, backing up, and taking a second shot, I skipped it and just hit whatever I hit which wasn't another vehicle.
There was literally not an undamaged body panel on it. For six months, the driver's window did exist because it fell off the track and shattered. I just carried a towel on the passenger's floor side, in case it rained while it wasn't moving. Vent windows kept rain out while moving.
Traffic was a drag.
The Nissan had A/C, but that was it for options. I eventually carpeted it, swapped the bench for 1984 leather Corvette seats, and did some work with tunes. Tinted the windows, too. I effectively lived out of it, as much as I drove it, so I was determined to be at least somewhat comfy.
Then I lowered it and put KYB's in all-around. So much for the comfort thing...
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My current car has remote locking, power windows, sunroof, and a bunch of other niceties. Truth is, I miss a lot about that old focus (even though the new car is just a newer, better optioned zx3). The biggest thing I miss id unlocking the passenger door for my wife and having her unlock my door for me while I walked back over to my door.
We've lost so many intangibles because of these luxuries.
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He goes over to the next town, a guy greets him right away, and he points to an STS and says, "I want one of those in pearl white." He paid for it with a cheque.
The week he took delivery, he drove over to the other dealership, walked in and asked to speak to the sales manager. He asked the man to look outside at the shiny new Cadillac. The manager said it was a nice car, and my grandfather told him, "it could have been a sale here, but nobody bothered to talk to me when I came." and he left.
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They both walked away from it, and now he's a bona fide Volvo man.
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The Octavia's based on the Golf/Jetta platform, but is differently styled.
They're built in Central/Eastern Europe (as Skoda was a Czech company) and seem to be just as well-built (some say better) than equivalent VWs. A true success story for the non-badge-conscious.
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It wasn't about your lifestyle. It was a car.
That car had as options the obligatory-for-the-day vinyl roof and an AM radio. One dashtop speaker. Plug where the cigarette lighter should have been. And they didn't provide any accessory wiring to it either. Oh, it also had a band of tinting at the top of the windshield.
No carpet, just full rubber floor mats. Woven nylon upholstery on the bench seats, because it was cheaper than vinyl. Six cylinder. Three on the tree, with a clutch that took two years for the dealer to properly sort out.
It was transportation. It could carry six people in moderate comfort. It's trunk could hold some stuff. It could keep up with traffic on the highway. We once got 28 mpg out of a tank of gas. The fan liked to chew on radiators just a bit. When it broke, you could figure out what went wrong, and then go and fix it. It never drove quite right over 65 after my sister bent the frame, but we kept driving it. She called it Malcolm.
Somedays I miss that car.