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Nissan Ninja Hauler Kicks Ass and Takes Names Silently
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No, sir. No Hammer Pants necessary. No panty-soaking, pussy-magnet yellow Nissan Xterra necessary, either.
REAL macho men drive these:
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Some aren't, though. Yow. Seems like a bit of a waste.
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The Nissan Xterra isn't afraid of the Rubicon trail. The Rubicon trail is afraid of the Nissan Xterra.
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If cars had facial hair, forget 5 o'clock shadow-- The Xterra has a full-blown manbeard.
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Is Graverobber selling an Xterra?
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To go with your Phillipe-Patek watch, Gucci loafers and Armani slacks. Slick your $200 ponytail back and feel the soft leather on this baby.
Watch the immediate attention of the hot blondes on the sidewalk. The admiring glances from coffee-house patrons. The knowing smile on your bosses face.
You can park in front of the restaurant, by the doors. The valet will treat it with the respect he wold his own father. This is a car for the connoisseur, the man about town who needs the best. Without rival.
A car to quicken the pulse.
But do not apply if you're a wannabe. If it's all a pose. This car is the real deal. Not for dreamers. You've earnt it, you deserve it. You've arrived.
Savour the moment.
For sale:- 1988 Chryser LeBaron 2.5 Convertible.
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For the man who already has two white leisure suits and a discoball in the living room.
Yes, you are the embodiment of all things disco-- you're Disco Stu, and your name emblazoned on the back of your jacket in rhinestones lets everyone know who you are, and gives the ladies fair warning, Disco Stu is on the prowl.
And Disco Stu needs a car to match his mojo.
That's right, a car for comfort.
A car for quality.
A car thats limited numbers make it more exclusive than the Roxbury.
You need a car with style to rival your own. A car that says you've really arrived when you hand the Valet your keys.
You need the DATSUN 280ZX BLACK GOLD.
Black Gold. Only a lucky few will possess its limited numbers, and Disco Stu will be one of them.
BLACK GOLD!!
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@Slantsick- on layaway at SPATULA CITY: Thanks guys!
I haven't ranked as COTD in ages, but every so often I can elicit a giggle...
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What year is the Saturn?
@seaninc:
It shouldn't be too bad; it's not unheard of for guys to buy the automatics for cheaper and do the transmission swap themselves.
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When I was getting rid of my Rover it didn't occur to me to ask for money for it...
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Just an idea for starters - don't refer to it as "a 4-banger slushbox appliance" from now on. Wait.. on second thoguht, a Saturn buyer might like that description.
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Ah. I have an SL2, and I was considering buying a parts car for it on the cheap. They are simple enough cars to work on, but that doesn't help if you don't have the parts to do it. The L-Series, though, is the big brother to my SL2, and doesn't share too much in commonality. Bummer. Otherwise, I would have considered it.
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Also, try putting "GREAT MPG" in the ad.
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Include a LOT of pictures with proper HTML tags and you'll sell it. Oh, and don't type in ALL CAPS BECAUSE PEOPLE HATE THAT
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