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Cheat on your gearhead girlfriend and she'll literally steal your nuts

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned," said an old dead English dude. Want proof? This Canadian classified ad seems to encapsulate just how stupid you'd have to be to be unfaithful to a girl whose mechanical ability you've recently insulted. » 11/09/11 10:30am 11/09/11 10:30am