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Tony George Out As Indianapolis Motor Speedway Boss

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leavethegun-takethecannoli
07/01/09

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Mrs George: Here Tony, take these sock puppets and go play in the announcers booth.

Tony: But Mom, I'm the CEO!

Mrs. George: Tony, go to the announcement booth and play with your sock puppets! I'm not going to say it again.

Mr Belskus: Listen to your mother Tony.
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pauljones
07/01/09

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I didn't even know Tony George did anything on a day-to-day basis to begin with.
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WilliamG.
07/01/09

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So now that the IRL has crushed CART and there's only one open wheel series in the US and still nobody cares... now that Gene Simmons has insulted the intelligence of IndyCar's remaining fans... now that F1 is pissed off because of the track/tire conditions at Indy and cancelled their USGT... NOW the Hulman family decides to try for new leadership?

I've heard rumors that the track itself is up for sale with a starting price of $1.5 billion.
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skaycog was here
07/01/09

@WilliamG.: $1.5 billion? Maybe you Jalop guys can pool your money and buy it. You could call if the Jalopianapolis Motor Speedway.
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pauljones
07/01/09

@skaycog is ambimoustrous: Do you know how many Detroit automakers we could own for that much, complete with hookers, blow, and crappy baseball team?

Why buy a racetrack when you can get all of that?
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Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
07/01/09

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JeffB: u tried wii fit yet? good workout!!1
TonyTiger: sound kewl. u wanna run IRL?
JeffB: shiat yeah!

Thus a simple IM misunderstanding led to the change in control.
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acarr260
07/01/09

@Ash78: damn you and your superior wit. Can I quit before I really even start a day on Jalopnik?! I guess it's a good thing I have meetings all day. Nicely played, Ash.
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pauljones
07/01/09

@Ash78: Dammit.

If that doesn't win for the day, I don't know what does.
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leavethegun-takethecannoli
07/01/09

@Ash78: rotfl-
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