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Detroit, 4:51 AM
Thu Dec 10
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    Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    What, no joke about 'love explosions'... amazing.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    He couldn't pick up a whore? In an Audi Q7? That's about as failish as you can get.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    Just thought I should point out that I drive an Audi A4


    So...not me. That's clear.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    Wanker.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    Well, I think he will soon learn how painful it is to be the victim of a sudden rear-ending.


    If there's any justice, he will learn that karma dharma a minimum of 365 days x 8 years.

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    Man, this jackass really found a stranger in the Alps, I guess..


    /coffee cup dangerously low

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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    If Audi had offered a proper gearbox on the Q7 then Hussein wouldn't have had to resort to shifting his own stick.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    It's okay, he's going to get all the action he can handle in the showers.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/10/08

    @Elhigh: I'm almost never an advocate of prison rape.


    Almost never. Kill two people with a Chelsea tractor while drunk and wanking, well...

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/10/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Rape is rape, and it's a brutal crime, no matter who gets it or who does it.


    That said, some folks need brutalizing, since sense and logic don't seem to affect them much.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    Fortunately, his lawyer was working pro-boner.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    This backs Clarkson's claims that only wankers buy new Audi's.
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    12/10/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: And as far as Audi stereotypes go, I don't think anyone's surprised that this guy has a Q7.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    No happy ending for Imran Hussain.
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    I bet he won't get off.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    Obviously, he'd gone blind, and couldn't see the Fiat.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    This is what happens when you only offer DSG and Auto in the Q7. Do you hear me, Audi?


    /so sry

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/10/08

    In reply to Drunk UK Motorist Crashes While Masturbating, Kills Two
    A better lawyer would have gotten him off.
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