Coming to America in the Grille of a Grand Marquis

The above title sounds like a throwaway line from a crumpled page in Bruce Springsteen's circular file, but it actually happened last Friday at a border checkpoint in Calexico. Agents became suspicious when the driver of the '91 Mercury acted nervous during a routine inspection. They noticed a nonstandard board under… » 2/23/07 12:45am 2/23/07 12:45am