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    Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina

    Colorado DMV Misinterprets Tofu-loving Vegan Vanity Plate
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    05/28/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    I Love To F U... I can see that banned.

    I Love Vagina... Definitely. I do. Love. it.

    If partner is named Regina or Gina, then...too bad.


    Plates are NOT yours. Vanity plates are but within reason and state regulations.


    I told a guy I worked with to try 4K EWE. He got it. Then 3 months later, had it revoked. Still, it's nice to know one can call in DMV and complain. Make sure to send a photo-printout and an explanation why and who it offends. Works everytime! (Wonder if the idiot realized I was the one that called it in...snicker...afterall, he bragged about it like no one would get it...)

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    What is the point exactly of these innuendo-y plates? Impress your dates? I wouldn't want to be dating someone who finds that "attractive". Getting new jobs? I doubt employers are gonna be impressed by that.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    I have no desire to have a vanity plate, but still think that it would be cool to try to sneak TIH2 TA3 past the DMV.
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    Image of DoogieFullHouser DoogieFullHouser
    05/27/09

    @smalleyxb122: VA DMV filters "3M" and backwards words like "3M TA3".
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    05/27/09

    @DoogieFullHouser: YTTIH2
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    Image of Woodgrain Woodgrain
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    ILVIAGRA
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/27/09

    @Woodgrain: Speaking of free Viagra, what was that story a few weeks ago about former automaker employees losing their little blue pill benefits? They should take advantage of this!


    [www.neatorama.com]

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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    I love Ana, so I got my plate to read ANALVN.
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    Image of Maxx Craves: Maxx Craves:
    05/27/09

    @POLAЯ: Bravo sir.. bravo.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/27/09

    @Maxx_Needs_A_V8:


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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/27/09

    @POLAЯ: I'd rather not get into the Anal Van.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    Luckily for Ana, the DMV Dyslexic didn't review her Vanity Plate application. He may have read it wrong...
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/27/09

    @POLAЯ: It's Ana's choice how she likes her slex.
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    Image of AriR AriR
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    Had an aquaintence in the 80s that his plate was recalled by the CA DMV, it read PHKNA. He still has the front plate hanging in his garage. Another here in CA reads: CONO with the ~ drawn in over the N. To a Cuban, that is a reference to a womans nether region, but used as we use the word damn.


    Good stuff! Can we do a whole featyre on personalized plates?

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    05/27/09

    @AriR: Someday, I'm gonna try to sneak "FAH Q" past the Maine DMV...
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    05/27/09

    @AriR: I saw a tow truck with RUNEXT...
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    Actually, that says "IL VGINA"


    You know what that means. Chicag-Hoes.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    Damn Gina
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    GINA as this one:
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    Freedom on plates!

    KLBABYS

    FRECNDY

    RAYWERT

    DRGN4LF

    KHHHHAN

    JLOPNIK

    .357JAS

    1234567

    The possibilities are endless!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/27/09

    @.357: Don't you mean ROYWORT?
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    05/27/09

    @.357:

    CTMRSVS
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/27/09

    @.357: I love the ones with alternating ones and capital i's. And Os and zeroes. Because the driver is an utter fucking cunt and knows it full well, and would greatly prefer that if they get his number, they'll mess it up.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/27/09

    @.357:

    MURILEE


    MARTINS


    WESILER


    WOJDYLA


    The possibilities are endless.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/27/09

    @Mobius_1: Some states let you get hearts. Like California. I'm gonna move to Alameda and get a plate saying I♥MRLEE and see how long it takes before we see a photo.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/27/09

    @A strolling player: And where is that gonna be featured? "Down on the Street: Valentine's Day Heart Edition"?
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/27/09

    @A strolling player: I bet you can get your clothes dry-cleaned really cheap at a lot of places with a license plate like that.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/27/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: A nice bonus, I suppose, just like how a cross, which is first and foremost and object worn in worship, can also save you from vampires or something.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/27/09

    @Mobius_1: And how garlic, primarily used to flavor Italian cooking, can also repel vampires, werewolves, and the opposite sex!
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/27/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: You mean my Garlique Parfum won't woo the ladies?
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/27/09

    @.357: Sadly, Eau de Garlique, while delicious emanating from what's on the dinner table, is slightly less appealing when being exuded from a man's pores or facial orifices. (I really wanted to pluralize that by saying "orifeces" but decided better of it.)


    Fortunately, the pungency can be somewhat reduced by roasting the garlic, which also conveniently gives it a very soft, spreadable consistency. Mmmmm... roast garlic....


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    Image of .357 .357
    05/27/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: I just wanted everyone to know that this is totally relevant to license plates. ILVGRLC
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    Image of MissingPieces MissingPieces
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    It clearly says 'I love Gina'.
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    Image of c0de c0de
    05/27/09

    @MissingPieces: your nickname was no mistake, you do give us the missing pieces.. thank you oh so much..
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/27/09

    @c0de: Yeah well, someone has to find the MissingPieces in the vanity plate's c0de.


    Sorry guys.

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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    I really hate vanity plates. The word Vanity is very appropriate though.
    On top of that when I attempt to read them, I either almost wreck or can't figure out what the driver is trying to say
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    Image of pres pres
    05/27/09

    @Flathead Smith:


    Half the fun of having one is confusing a clueless onlooker.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/27/09

    In reply to Colorado DMV Hates Tofu, Loves Vagina
    That's Hillary Clinton's truck.
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    Image of Mr.HandsomePrettyFace Mr.HandsomePrettyFace
    05/27/09

    @Graverobber: AWESOME!! How is no one else commenting on how awesome that was?
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/27/09

    @Mr.HandsomePrettyFace: Cause we all know Hillary really drives an Outback.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/27/09

    @Skunky: 'cause nobody drives Hillary.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/27/09

    @Alfisted: Ghost ride the whip?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/27/09

    @Graverobber: Smooth. Very Smooth.
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