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Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

Frank Singleton could be classified as ingenious, or an idiot, but likely the latter. Singleton was released from jail after serving time on a misdemeanor trespassing charge. Immediately after release, Singleton attempted to carjack a lady and take her 2006 Nissan 350Z from the jail parking lot. It didn't work out so well for Singleton, but not because he was in a sheriff's office parking lot. More »

2:15 PM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Travis Hudson
3,103 views, 27 comments

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Bumper Stickers For Less Than Perfect Parking

Hey there consumer, are you maybe not the best when it comes to guiding your four thousand pound land yacht into a spot at the local A&P? We here at Jalopnik believe pride should never get in the way of being courteous to other drivers and giving them a heads up that you may be planning a 37 point turn, parking diagonally or on the curb, or even out in traffic. If only there were a way to telegraph that fact to your fellow motorists. Fear not consumer, for the folks at iparklikeanidiot.com have just the product you are looking for. Handsomely crafted bumper stickers in an eye catching yellow work to alert other drivers of possible delays in the flow of traffic, crushed bumpers, blocked exits and all manner of innocent buffoonery. Act now, while supplies last and remember, never mess with another persons car.

1:30 PM on Fri Jan 18 2008
By Ben Wojdyla
2,933 views, 50 comments

Latest by mytdawg: @LandofMinos: It was flippin huge and very rusty. I actually bought it twice. It had full time 4WD with no provision for 2WD at all, it wasn't a choice. It had a locking differential in the T-case. more »