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Detroit, 1:47 AM
Wed Nov 25
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    Image of Akbar Biberkopf Akbar Biberkopf
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    There is a google ad on this page for "Denver Junk Auto Removal"
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    06/02/09

    @Akbar Biberkopf: So these guys are from Denver?
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    "That's thinkin' with your dipstick, Jimmy!!"
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    That stuff they advertise on late night TV should be a help...What is it?


    Oh yeah...


    ExglanZe...

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    Hey Pip, i'll roshambo you for that arrow head.
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    Image of baldy_pm baldy_pm
    06/02/09

    @MC Joosh:


    French for 'rock-paper-scissors'


    (UPS commercial)

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/02/09

    @baldy_pm: Not in the world of South Park.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    Minor threadjack:



    Eee Gromit! Ah loves a bit of Wensleydale...
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    I just sent this to the CIA. Now that waterboarding has been banned, they could try skateboarding.
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    Image of jodark jodark
    06/02/09

    @engineerd: Dick Cheney likes your sense of humor and wants to hang out sometime. Do you like duck-hunting?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/02/09

    @jodark: Careful engineerd...the Dickster is easily startled by freshly uncaged birds. Definately opt for the Kevlar helmet, if so offered.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/02/09

    @engineerd: The terrorists would get a kick out of this.
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    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    What's wrong with these kids today.


    It's pretty much a rhetorical question- I know if you guys start answering it the list will be a mile long.


    We did a lot of stupid things when we were kids- I mean some pretty serious destruction- but this is ridiculous.


    I'm going to have to agree with MrBangBam. Darwinism.

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/02/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I think it would be shorter to list what's right with kids these days.


    ...


    ...


    ...


    I got nothin'

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    Image of Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    I'd rather get hit in the junk with an exploding airbag than see another one of those ridiculous fake "Bloodcopy" posts.


    Yes, I know they paid for the space. It still blows.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/02/09

    @Gearhead_42: And from the looks of it- Ray commented on it.


    "The smart car has a protuberance that looks more like tusks than fangs." -Ray Wert.


    I imagine him talking like Data from "The Goonies" when he says that. That's what I said- boobie trap!


    Is that part of the deal Ray? Are you required to comment on their corny posts?

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    Image of drewdrawshashtags drewdrawshashtags
    06/02/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I just wish Jalopnik would adopt their sweet photo viewer. I know, I know, not enough clickthroughs to make money, blah, blah, blah...


    ...but seriously. Check it out Ray. Please?

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/02/09

    May I direct you to check out my threadjack below?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    With the only injuries being inner thigh abrasions, and ruptured testicles, Doctor Peterson confused bystanders by first looking for signs of brain damage.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/02/09

    @smalleyxb122: Why do I see this as a caption to a Gary Larson cartoon?
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    The only possible way someone could subject me to this kind of torture is if they chased me, survived my frantic efforts to annihilate them in self-defense, then chained me down. Even then I might die of a stroke seconds before impact. If I didn't, I would hope they would have the decency to kill me off shortly after that.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    You know, the Darwin Awards are USUALLY given to people who kill themselves, but are also open to people who can no longer reproduce. I guess it's sort of like the Medal of Honor. It helps to have died, but it's not a requirement.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    06/02/09

    @Ash78: good point.
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    Image of baldy_pm baldy_pm
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    Future emmy award winning program: Creative Sterilization!
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/02/09

    @baldy_pm: I'd watch, hell, I'd submit my own designs.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    They should have put it to Mr. Nutsack:


    Standing on top of a chair

    And I've been drinkin' much wine

    Gotta gotta be clown

    Because I want it all

    It started out with a kick

    How did it end up like this?

    It was only a kick

    It was only a kick


    Now I'm standing above

    A board on a bag

    While he's lighting the fuse

    And aiming at my nutsack

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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    This is why I oppose safety equipment, welfare and student loans.. The herd needs thining.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/02/09

    @WheatKing: Perhaps I can interest you in my reintroduction of predatory species program.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/02/09

    @WheatKing: I have no opposition to student loans, I just think you should have to carry something better than a 2.5 (yes, that's a Two point f*cking five) GPA in order to get them. Get rid of the douchebags who are just in college to party.


    @SCROGGS!!: Tell me more...

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/02/09

    In reply to Getting Hit In The Junk By An Exploding Airbag
    I typically like my junk between two airbags... but that's just me.
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