Here's Yet Another Reminder Not To Do Burnouts Like An Idiot

You are not Jeff Gordon. You are not Dan Gurney. You aren't even Ayrton Senna. (Unless you are any of those three, in which case, that's very impressive, especially the Senna part, for obvious reasons...). So don't just assume you can do sick burnouts in front of huge crowds like it's nothing. » 7/21/14 9:36am 7/21/14 9:36am

CNN host speculates flight 370 may have been swallowed by a black hole

Either CNN anchor Don Lemon is one of the stupidest people on the planet or he doesn't have any scruples. Watch him speculating about the completely idiotic ideas sent by imbeciles on Twitter—asking if it could be possible that Malaysia Flight 370 was swallowed by a black hole or maybe the island from Lost took it… » 3/20/14 11:45am 3/20/14 11:45am

Scores Of Idiots Don't Realize Fox Is Airing Last Year's Daytona 500

Update: See bottom for newest idiots Fox News and ESPN. Today's Daytona 500 is currently in a weather delay, so Fox is airing last year's edition. Many NASCAR fans are incapable of reading the ticker at the bottom of the screen, and are live-tweeting the race out in excitement. Here are some of those dumbasses, as… » 2/23/14 4:49pm 2/23/14 4:49pm

2 Audi Employees Crash While Hooning New A8

Chicago Jalops may recognize this as the northernmost point of Lake Shore Drive's outer highway, where LSD meets Sheridan Road and Broadway. It's about two blocks from my house, and the sweeping curve that leads to this intersection (pictured below) is right next to the park where a theatre production I'm in (… » 7/26/13 4:27pm 7/26/13 4:27pm

New Zealand Man Badly Injured Mooning Cops While Car Surfing

If ever there was a story where pictures were so necessary and yet so unavailable, this is it. Two weeks ago, Kane Heal, a 22-year-old New Zealander, was doing a bit of car surfing with his girlfriend at the wheel when he decided mooning some police officers as he passed was a good idea. Unfortunately it wasn't, and… » 10/28/08 6:17pm 10/28/08 6:17pm

Crappy Video Shows Crappy Day For Already Busted Subaru STI

Consider it a blessing in disguise this video is camera-phone quality and not better, because seeing it in full clarity would be even more painful than it already is. Lesson one: Use proper equipment when transporting a car. Lesson two: Sometimes when the shady guy says it's so cheap because it fell off the back of a… » 10/16/08 3:30pm 10/16/08 3:30pm

Carjacking At Sheriff's Office Is Never A Good Idea

Frank Singleton could be classified as ingenious, or an idiot, but likely the latter. Singleton was released from jail after serving time on a misdemeanor trespassing charge. Immediately after release, Singleton attempted to carjack a lady and take her 2006 Nissan 350Z from the jail parking lot. It didn't work out so… » 3/26/08 2:15pm 3/26/08 2:15pm