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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    I'm trying to picture the results of a Pernod Ricard-Matra cooperation right now. Early indications are good, though somewhat otherworldly.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    Thank god for that!
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    Image of egoods egoods
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Make A Prius Sound Like a Spaceship
    Who would've thought you could make a prius more pretentious. Adding in fake V12 sounds is like icing on the cake.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    Makes sense since they already have plenty of leaded swill to run the motors on.
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    Image of chrystlubitshi still güntered and dieseling chrystlubitshi still güntered and dieseling
    12/01/09

    @VeeArrrSix: slow, slow, painfully slow, (and hard) clap..............

    clap.....
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    In Communist China, alcohol drives under the influence of you!
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    I would rather "Keep Walking" than drive that car...
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    This combination cannot last. The company will kill its customers faster than Phillip Morris.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    Friends don't let friends drink cheap baijiu. Ever.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    I foresee some bizarre reacharound that has Chinese petrol companies bottling beverages. Knowing China's track record, there may or may not be a separation of product lines inside the plant -
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    12/01/09

    @Elhigh: Let's hope they're putting ethanol in the cars instead of methanol in the people.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    I only like this particular BS6 because it's the same color as my avatar. Seriously, that's it.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    12/01/09

    In reply to Chinese Booze Company To Make Car Engines
    Just think, somewhere in China on an offbeat Internet automotive blog, commenters pat each other on the back and award brilliant ripostes with a bottle of Breakfast Baijiu!
     Reply
    Edited by bzr at 12/01/09 3:34 PM bzr was starred bzr was unstarred
    Image of oddfish oddfish
    12/01/09

    @bzr: I hear their editor-in-chief dragons rickshaws.
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    bzr promoted this comment oddfish was starred oddfish was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/01/09

    @oddfish: ...and wields banchuks
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    Image of Brian Brian
    12/01/09

    @bzr: @oddfish: @Alfisted:

    Funniest exchange of the day, golf clap to you guys.

    And, for the love of God, will someone please give oddfish a star???
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Make A Prius Sound Like a Spaceship
    If a Prius travels through the forest and there is no one to hear it, is the driver still smug?
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Make A Prius Sound Like a Spaceship
    Bastards, now I want one. But they HAVE to come up with a Jetsons car sound and maybe the sound of a team of horses clopping along as well.
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    Image of quayzar quayzar
    12/01/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: You could just a strap a guy with some coconuts to the roof.
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    Image of pres pres
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Make A Prius Sound Like a Spaceship
    A baseball card in the spokes would be SO much cheaper and somehow cooler. Plus, the development time has already been taken care of.
     Reply
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Make A Prius Sound Like a Spaceship
    Just what I needed... a $25,000 Theremin.
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