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    Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/25/09

    In reply to Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
    Driven by none other than Szechaun Province's own Wen Burgundy.


    Stay crassy.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/25/09

    In reply to Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
    Those windows on that thing are pretty small, kind of hard to see out of. That would explain why they miss so many stories. . .


    Like the CCTV building being on fire:



    or Tibetan Protestors:



    or boobies:


    Yes, that explains a lot.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/25/09

    @graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: Dammit! The Chinese censored your boobies!
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/25/09

    @engineerd invented the race car: What the hell? Where'd she go? Damn commies!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/25/09

    @graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: Apparently the Gawker Media hamsters work for the Chinese.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/25/09

    @engineerd invented the race car: no they dont work for the chinese, the just bow to their whims. much like google
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    Image of stopcrazypp stopcrazypp
    02/25/09

    @graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!:


    The funny thing is the police on the Tibetan protest picture aren't Chinese police but are Nepalese police.


    That's the primary reason why the Chinese public claim media bias, since newspapers print those photos as if they are Chinese police.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/25/09

    @stopcrazypp: See the guy, top center-left? Notice how disinterested he looks? He's a Chinese reporter; does sports and the weather at 6 and 11.


    Now, he's obviously not there to cover the human rights violations against the fabulously attired monks in front of him, but is on his way to the synchronized ribbon twirling competition at the nearby Mao Center for the Performing Arts.

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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/25/09

    In reply to Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
    Matt, I swear that a Chinese delivery man must have put too much soy sauce in your moo shu chicken when you were a kid.


    Making fun of Chinese cars is one thing. Outright bashing the country for failing to respond to the earthquakes, which is completely incorrect, is another.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/25/09

    In reply to Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
    Does this mean that the Revolution will be televised?
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/25/09

    In reply to Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
    Oh look, the satellite dish is folded up and not broadcasting.
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    Image of .357 .357
    02/25/09

    In reply to Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
    Its like a fake iPhone. It looks like the real thing, but it just isn't.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/25/09

    In reply to Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
    If they are going to repress pictures from disaster zones, where this truck would be useful, why do they need the truck at all?


    Well, I think the answer is obvious. They aren't taping for the nightly news and that dish isn't beaming it back to Xinhua. No, this truck is for keeping tabs on Falun Gong, Tibet and dissidents during times when the normal aparatchik has been displaced. This, my friends, is Big Brother's Chinese cousin -

    大哥哥

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/25/09

    @engineerd invented the race car:


    That, sir, gets my nom for COTD.

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/25/09

    @engineerd invented the race car: 大伪装哥哥
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    02/25/09

    In reply to Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
    Why clone a Hummer when China can buy the whole company from GM for about $40 bucks and an order of Shrimp lo-Mein???
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/25/09

    @Bento needs a 20 billion dollar bailout: mmmmm...now I might want Chinese food for dinner.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/25/09

    In reply to Chinese Hummer Satellite Truck: State Media's Beaming Face
    its actually a fiberglass shell atop a moped
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    Image of MustangMike MustangMike
    02/25/09

    @damnelantra™: Or a rickshaw
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    Image of petersterncan petersterncan
    02/25/09

    @MustangMike: Or a wheelbarrow...
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/25/09

    @petersterncan: Potemkin Hummers?
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