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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/24/09

    In reply to Septuagenarian Wins 21st Baja 1000 Title In Hummer H3

    H3 aren't as crap as I thought. Stock class has to be tough... I wonder how it compared to "Olly" the '72 Ford Bronco?
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/24/09

    In reply to Septuagenarian Wins 21st Baja 1000 Title In Hummer H3
    Putting Rod Hall in the same category as most septuagenarians is like putting Paul Newman is the same category as most octogenarians.

    There are outliers in any population. These guys are two of them, Paul Newman covers multiple categories. An actor with other talent/skill. A very good actor at that.
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of spiegel1 spiegel1
    11/24/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: I thought Paul Newman was dead...
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son promoted this comment spiegel1 was starred spiegel1 was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/24/09

    @spiegel1:

    He did die, yes, but he was in his 80's when he did so, which was recently.

    Even dead, he's a better driver than many people, not just octogenarians.
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of spiegel1 spiegel1
    11/24/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: That would be an amazing movie.

    *Voiceover* "In the world of voodoo racing, one man stands above all others.

    Ressurected for this once in a lifetime event, he is the only driver that can win it."

    *cut to a close up of zombie paul newman's eyes*

    *cut to paul newman changing gears*

    one man...

    *cut to zombie robert redford saying:* "YOU CAN'T DO THIS BUTCH! YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED...AGAIN!"

    *cut to a somber zombie paul newman saying:* "I'd rather die than be killed..."

    one desire...

    *cut to a charger flying through a building on fire*

    *Voiceover*"This summer...Paul Newman is...

    BUTCH CASSIDY 2: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!"

    *cut to zombie robert redford in the rain looking up yelling:* "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH!!!"

    *instant black*

    *Voiceover*"Directed by Michael Bay"

    ...awesome.
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    spiegel1 was starred spiegel1 was unstarred
    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    11/24/09

    @spiegel1: Hmm, now there's a thought - in a fight between Paul Newman and John Glenn, who would win?
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    skitter promoted this comment BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was starred BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom was unstarred
    Image of spiegel1 spiegel1
    11/24/09

    @BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom: Batman.
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    spiegel1 was starred spiegel1 was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/24/09

    @spiegel1:

    The title, alone, is worth ♥.

    "Directed by Michael Bay" was a nice addition.
     Reply
    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of spiegel1 spiegel1
    11/24/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Thank you. :D
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    spiegel1 was starred spiegel1 was unstarred
    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future

    H6? #hummer
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    ArtForge was starred ArtForge was unstarred
    Image of Malfunktion v2 Malfunktion v2
    11/17/09

    @ArtForge: H6-10 #hummer
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    Malfunktion v2 was starred Malfunktion v2 was unstarred
    Image of F1Morgan F1Morgan
    11/18/09

    @ArtForge: The mini pinko childrens car, soon the chinese military will be using H2s #hummer
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    ArtForge promoted this comment F1Morgan was starred F1Morgan was unstarred
    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/18/09

    @F1Morgan: Built in China.

    #tips
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    ArtForge was starred ArtForge was unstarred
    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    I thought that they were originally called Jeeps and VW Things. #hummer
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    ArtForge was starred ArtForge was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    I can hardly wait for these to start clogging up the parking lots at Chinese supermarkets and upscale malls. #hummer
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    "Dear shareholders, beloved customers, respected members of the board, may I present to you, the future of the Hummer lineup, and the dream of every American teenager."

    "This vehicle will revolutionise the way our vehicles are seen by other road users. This vehicle will bring GM back to the number one spot on the SUV sales charts."

    "THIS VEHICLE. WILL MAKE THE WORLD TREMBLE IN FEAR!"

    "I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, PREPARATION...

    ......H." #hummer
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    I actually don't mind the way that thing looks. Especially if it's Wrangler sized. But then again I would go for the Wrangler.

    Anyway, wish them all the best. #hummer
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    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of ploopsy ploopsy
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    Didnt they learn a lesson about making rugged cars that are mainly used by soccer moms? #hummer
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    Ben Wojdyla promoted this comment ploopsy was starred ploopsy was unstarred
    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    11/16/09

    @ploopsy: By that logic, neither has Jeep. #hummer
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    Image of ploopsy ploopsy
    11/16/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: Yeah I know. I just pick on hummers because they dont even look like something you would expect a soccer mom/single commuter to be driving. #hummer
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    ploopsy was starred ploopsy was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    Cool, now AM General can use their excess capacity to purchase Chrysler's rotting corpse, and get back to building Jeeps. #hummer
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    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    I saw an H2 truck last week with the personalized plate "BIGWLLY". #hummer
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    Maxichamp was starred Maxichamp was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future

    Say hello to the smaller H5. #hummer
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    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    11/16/09

    @Skunky: Back when I had a GMC Sonoma, I joked that it was the H8 (my then girlfriend's Cavalier would be the H9).

    ...and as for that poor Miata, I'd suspect that it's handling may be compromised. #hummer
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    Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was starred Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    Patiently awaiting the H1N1 Hybrid Sars edition. #hummer
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    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    Makes sense - there is no "v" sound in Mandarin, so the brand will likely be known as Hum - Wee. #hummer
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    Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
    $150 million, while that doesn't include is any kind of manufacturing capacity, it does have a good deal of intellectual property in the deal.

    Suckers! Everyone knows the Chinese don't have to pay for IP rights. #hummer
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    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/02/09

    In reply to Hummer Shows Off Pair Of Outdoorsy Concepts For SEMA

    I thought Hummer was unloaded on the Chinese....

    These must be file photos, then, or else it'd look like this.
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 11/02/09 6:27 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
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