PCH, Caning From The Stern English Headmistress: Aston Martin DBS or…

Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! We went for a Lambo-on-Lambo matchup last time, with the Espada taking the win over the Murcielago, and that means we need to give equal billing to Italy's rival PCH Superpower, Great… » 12/09/08 5:15pm 12/09/08 5:15pm

PCH, Aussie Edition: Humber Hawk or Morris Major?

It's been a while since we last took a look at the Hell Projects available outside of the United States, but Project Car Hell is something we all have in common. Yes, whether you're beating your skull against a ZAZ in Mongolia or a Simca in Monrovia, you know the agony of having this seriously cool car that you can't… » 10/31/07 5:30pm 10/31/07 5:30pm

Project Car Hell, UK Edition: Reliant Scimitar or Humber Sceptre?

After we went relentlessly downscale with our last PCH choice (in which the POS Mustang and basket-case Camaro came out neck-and-neck in the poll, some of you have demanded that we include a "No" vote option in the poll. That ain't happening, folks; Hell doesn't work that way. Anyway, it's time to leave North America… » 8/27/07 5:30pm 8/27/07 5:30pm

Humber Humber! It's The Lolita Reconnaissance Car!

Yeah, see, it's perfect for checking out underage girls, see? You got your turret, you got your gunslits there; heck, if her dad comes after you with a shotgun, what's he gonna do? Take away your birthday? Oh, wait, Humber, not Humbert?. Like the Rootes Group company; right they took the Super Snipe chassis and put… » 2/27/07 7:30pm 2/27/07 7:30pm