The Hennessey HPE700 has the heart of a ZR1 whacked-out on automotive meth and producing an ear-splitting 724 HP and 741 lb-ft of torque. Seriously, check out the video, it's like the banshee wail of a thousand PBR-soaked party-goers.
Hennessey's only producing 24 HPE700 Camaros for $109,000, but with 705 HP and 717 lb-ft of tire melting torque on tap, we could let go of some of the kiddies college fund. Don't judge. You're thinking the same thing.