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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    11/29/09

    In reply to Ghost Ride The Whip Box Relies On Junkyard Goodness, Gets Thumbs-Up From Tigra And Bunny
    Did you stuff the interior with batting to increase the effective box volume? If not: for shame.
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    Image of Schweppes - Now with more school work Schweppes - Now with more school work
    11/29/09

    In reply to Ghost Ride The Whip Box Relies On Junkyard Goodness, Gets Thumbs-Up From Tigra And Bunny
    Even with the Tigra and Bunny video above I still couldn't place the decade the song was from.

    This mash up also seems Jalopnik/ Lemons appropriate: [www.youtube.com]
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    Edited by Schweppes - Now with more school work at 11/29/09 7:52 PM Schweppes - Now with more school work was starred Schweppes - Now with more school work was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    11/29/09

    @Schweppes - Now with more school work: Wow, that is actually sort of awesome, and I will wake up for work tomorrow with that in my head, at which point I will decide that it is less awesome.
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    Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was starred Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was unstarred
    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    11/29/09

    In reply to Ghost Ride The Whip Box Relies On Junkyard Goodness, Gets Thumbs-Up From Tigra And Bunny
    Inspired choice on the song there. I think it would be an excellent choice to play over any racetrack PA system whenever a car sheds it's motor all over the cicuit. At a LeMons event, that would mean hearing it a lot. OK, so maybe not a good idea there.

    But at an F1 race, I think L'Trimm espousing their love of cars that go boom as Robert Kubica grenaded yet another expensive BMW lump would've been appropriately hilarious...
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/29/09

    In reply to Ghost Ride The Whip Box Relies On Junkyard Goodness, Gets Thumbs-Up From Tigra And Bunny
    I love:
    1) How the competitors at Lemons gladly participate in and abet their own punishments;
    2) The power source for the boom box--just hilarious;
    3) Ms. Murilee's robe hanging out the door of the Crown Vic;
    4) People who can dance on a moving vehicle!
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    Image of Armand Armand
    11/29/09

    In reply to Ghost Ride The Whip Box Relies On Junkyard Goodness, Gets Thumbs-Up From Tigra And Bunny
    I was driving that Porsche 914 in the German Car Parade of Shame. The Parade of Shame itself wasn't terribly bad (not even the music, which was mostly drowned out by the sweet song of a 36-year-old Type IV motor) but it was conducted at walking speed-- perfect for the idling Crown Vic, and significantly below idle in first gear for me.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/29/09

    In reply to Ghost Ride The Whip Box Relies On Junkyard Goodness, Gets Thumbs-Up From Tigra And Bunny
    I vote Iron Butterfly's In-A-Gadda Da-Vita, on a loop, natch, as a penalty.

    17 minutes of, well, 1968 Iron Butterfly. That'll snap anyone into shape, if the reward is turning it off...unless they're operating a motor vehicle under while under the influence of something they shouldn't be.

    I made it through the first 7 minutes on the way home week-before-last.

    I like extended-dance-mixes, but this was a bit much.

    /goes to find Information Society's 'Pure Energy' album
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/29/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Nah, man, you have to get into the flow of it--proof is, after not having heard it for a couple of decades, at least--it was playing at a party and I remembered every nuance, every grunt--far out, man!
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    Image of CptSevere CptSevere
    11/29/09

    @Novaload: Not to mention the endless drum solo. Groovy.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/29/09

    @Novaload: Well, I did attempt listening to it for the first time in a couple of decades on the way home from work, which was a mistake.

    I'll have to attempt it, again. Sounds like something which would be significantly enhanced by doobage.

    Damned job hunting...always fuckin' up my doobage budget/running the risk of drug testing BS.
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 11/29/09 7:59 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/29/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: If you're gonna listen to InSoc, you need a '73 Satellite with a bunch of scrap metal welded to it.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/29/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Hmmm... maybe we should make teams do a 17-minute interpretive dance to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

    I like that song, so it would be enjoyable for me.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/29/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Yeah, if you don't settle down and get into it, it's the most annoying background racket ever!
    And yes, you must put on your green sweater, as we say, to appreciate it.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/29/09

    @Novaload:

    Well, the way society is going, the prisons should eventually be locked up with enough true criminals (white collar people, I'm glaring at you) to effectively legalize cannabis, which I've always advocated, even though I'd not tried it until I was in my mid-30's.

    It is a much better pain killer/sleeping aid than any of a dozen prescription medications I'd been on, and was not only helpful, but it didn't leave me with a chemical 'hangover'. I truly didn't want any 'high', I just wanted to hurt less and have a decent night's sleep.

    Win.

    It's not legal because the gubment hasn't yet figured out how to make money on it. Tobacco is hard to grow, relatively-speaking, and bathtub booze...well...there's a quality issue.

    Mary Jane grows on all but one continent, naturally, so of course, it's bad.

    Actually, I'm all for legalization of most anything barring murder, rape, child abuse, robbery, y'know, the truly bad shit. Everything else (heroin, prostitution, other stuff which is frowned upon pretty much everywhere) will shake itself out, though it may be a few, um, interesting years. More like several months, probably.

    @Murilee Martin:

    Murilee...interpretive dance?

    I like it.

    What's funny is, my wife bought the album, new, and still has it.

    Information Society videos are likely the reason for the Satellite reference. I had to disable Flash 'cause it crashes Chrome on this machine, so I'll look at vids tomorrow, at work.

    There is an 'upside' to being underemployed. You're taxed so little, there is plenty of Jalop-time.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/29/09

    @MushyHeirloom:

    Ah, I'd forgotten. The Hack album cover.

    Good times.
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    11/29/09

    In reply to Ghost Ride The Whip Box Relies On Junkyard Goodness, Gets Thumbs-Up From Tigra And Bunny
    This is a great penalty (and an excuse to build something, naturally). However, it is less relevant with increasing distance from the Yay. Bear that in mind.

    I actually own a Mistah FAB album, oddly enough. It might still be to my benefit to attend a Hyphy 101 seminar, however.
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    Image of Clown Shoe Pilot Clown Shoe Pilot
    11/29/09

    @Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: that's the truth. I had to google wtf "the Yay" meant.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    11/29/09

    @Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: You'd be surprised at how far the Hyphy movement has spread. It's alive and well up here in Washington.
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    11/29/09

    @something_unique_and_descripti...: Being in upstate NY, I have yet to run into anyone who's ever heard of hyphy, actually.

    ...then again, I probably just don't get out enough.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    11/30/09

    @Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: We even get the occasional sideshow and resultant shooting / person getting run over where I live...

    There's also a short bus Limo in town for the white-upper-middle-class poser kids. It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen until several of the occupants went "tits-on-glass"... since then I've been okay with it.
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    Image of duurtlang duurtlang
    11/29/09

    In reply to Ghost Ride The Whip Box Relies On Junkyard Goodness, Gets Thumbs-Up From Tigra And Bunny
    A lap of shame while playing Rammstein? I hope you used the newest single which official video is only hosted on porn websites (for good reason)? The lyrics on that song are so bad even I get ashamed. And that says a lot. The use of the word Fahrvergnügen is very jalop-worthy though. "Blitzkreig mit dem Fleischgewehr" however is not that family-friendly.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/29/09

    @duurtlang: We used "Sehnsucht" and whatever song comes after it on the album.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/29/09

    In reply to Ghost Ride The Whip Box Relies On Junkyard Goodness, Gets Thumbs-Up From Tigra And Bunny
    Some day I must have the Jaguar of plywood speaker cabs bungie corded to the roof of my ride. Dare to live the dream!
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/28/09

    In reply to Cracked Brake Hoses, Baaaad. New Brake Hoses, Gooooood.
    Last weekend I took my first repair trip into air brake system land, and it was pleasantly uneventful.

    The nice thing about 'em is, if there is any problem with the "plumbing", the brakes do not release...or if you're in-motion, you stop.

    Potentially rather inconvenient, sure, but probably safer.
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    Image of Bri Bri
    11/28/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: That is the beauty of air-brake system, it was engineered into the system.The inventor's name escapes me at the moment.What were you working on?
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son promoted this comment Bri was starred Bri was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/28/09

    @Bri:

    Our diesel-pusher motorhome's air system (brakes & suspension). The base is a 1999 Freightliner XC chassis w/a Cummins ISB and an Allison MT-643.

    The purge valve started sticking open, and the first time, we were in a hurry, so I nudged it with a screwdriver, and it closed right up.

    This time, I decided to take it apart, wipe any funk off it, lube the O-rings with silicone grease, and see if that helps. It's been a week, and it's not re-stuck, so I'm pretty happy. I was also thrilled to see how simple it all is.

    We're headed to Lost Wages for X-mas break, so we'll take the apartment with us.
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    Image of Bri Bri
    11/28/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son:It's always good to hear about simple repairs that successful save the day and get you home.Technically ,nice work.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/28/09

    In reply to Cracked Brake Hoses, Baaaad. New Brake Hoses, Gooooood.
    New brakes hoses very gooood, since the engine has about 40% more juice than the original mill did.

    Have fun, man - I know I would.
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    Image of Old Grimey Old Grimey
    11/28/09

    In reply to Cracked Brake Hoses, Baaaad. New Brake Hoses, Gooooood.
    Murilee, remember that if you own a British car, Moss Motors and Victoria British are your friends if you own something common, such as a Spridget, an MGB, a TR or Spitfire, a Sunbeam, a Big Healey, or a Classic Mini. If you own a Lotus, then Dave Bean Engineering and JAE are your allies. Otherwise, Kip Motor Company and vendors in the UK are your only shoulders to lean on if your Lucas electrics or S.U. fuel-system parts are acting up and need to be fixed or replaced.
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Old Grimey was starred Old Grimey was unstarred
    Image of bzr bzr
    11/28/09

    In reply to Cracked Brake Hoses, Baaaad. New Brake Hoses, Gooooood.

    C'mon Murilee, I thought you were braver than that...
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/28/09

    @bzr: So, you're a proponent of the total loss braking system?
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    Image of Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans
    11/28/09

    @AmishJohn: I'd say he all for using the hand brake and compression lock ups.
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    bzr promoted this comment Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans was starred Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/29/09

    @Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans: Hand brake? What hand brake?
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    Murilee Martin was starred Murilee Martin was unstarred
    Image of Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans
    11/30/09

    @Murilee Martin: Go on, tell me you don't have any compression either?
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    11/28/09

    In reply to Cracked Brake Hoses, Baaaad. New Brake Hoses, Gooooood.
    Am I the only one that is not the least bit surprised that the Sprite portion of the 20R powered Sprite is cobbled together from several other cars? That's probably how it ended up with the 20R in the first place -- the 3rd or 4th engine crapped out, and the previous owner had managed to roll his Hilux off a cliff, salvaging only the engine.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/28/09

    In reply to Cracked Brake Hoses, Baaaad. New Brake Hoses, Gooooood.
    Can someone point out to me the place in the Constitution where it requires dual reservoir master cylinders? I thought not.

    We need to reclaim our God given rights to catastrophic loss of all braking pressure. It's what made this country great.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/28/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: It's right at the very beginning.

    "We, the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, do hereby promote Dual Reservoir Master Cylinders, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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    Image of Tyson Tyson
    11/28/09

    @skaycog was here: Wow, I can't believe I've missed that for so many years. Thanks for clearing that one up!
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    skaycog was here promoted this comment Tyson was starred Tyson was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/28/09

    @Tyson: You're welcome. I try.
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    Image of AustinMiniMan AustinMiniMan
    11/28/09

    @skaycog was here: I love constitutional law. Everything means anything.

    This very post clearly states that prostitution is legal.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/28/09

    @AustinMiniMan: Well, there's no other explanation for my success.
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