Murilee, i have a 12" MTX subwoofer i pulled out of the trash. I'm convinced it's only problem is a crack in the cone. nothing a little superglue and packing tape can't fix. Interested in using it to "add some Boom" ? :D
@Serajadeyn: Sorry, LeMons HQ says the whole assembly can't weigh more than 50 pounds or they won't ship it to distant tracks. It's 48.5 pounds right now.
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@Schweppes - Now with more school work: Wow, that is actually sort of awesome, and I will wake up for work tomorrow with that in my head, at which point I will decide that it is less awesome.
Inspired choice on the song there. I think it would be an excellent choice to play over any racetrack PA system whenever a car sheds it's motor all over the cicuit. At a LeMons event, that would mean hearing it a lot. OK, so maybe not a good idea there.
But at an F1 race, I think L'Trimm espousing their love of cars that go boom as Robert Kubica grenaded yet another expensive BMW lump would've been appropriately hilarious...
I love:
1) How the competitors at Lemons gladly participate in and abet their own punishments;
2) The power source for the boom box--just hilarious;
3) Ms. Murilee's robe hanging out the door of the Crown Vic;
4) People who can dance on a moving vehicle!
I was driving that Porsche 914 in the German Car Parade of Shame. The Parade of Shame itself wasn't terribly bad (not even the music, which was mostly drowned out by the sweet song of a 36-year-old Type IV motor) but it was conducted at walking speed-- perfect for the idling Crown Vic, and significantly below idle in first gear for me.
You owe me 3 minutes of my life back for tricking me into thinking Mistah Crap had anything to do with the cars that go boom! It would be 3.5 minutes, but nobody with musical taste could listen to that whole thing. I knew exactly where the Tigra, and Bunny reference came from, and was mistakenly impressed by the notion of any modern musician making reference to them.
I vote Iron Butterfly's In-A-Gadda Da-Vita, on a loop, natch, as a penalty.
17 minutes of, well, 1968 Iron Butterfly. That'll snap anyone into shape, if the reward is turning it off...unless they're operating a motor vehicle under while under the influence of something they shouldn't be.
I made it through the first 7 minutes on the way home week-before-last.
I like extended-dance-mixes, but this was a bit much.
/goes to find Information Society's 'Pure Energy' album
@that ain't the way to have fun, son: Nah, man, you have to get into the flow of it--proof is, after not having heard it for a couple of decades, at least--it was playing at a party and I remembered every nuance, every grunt--far out, man!
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@that ain't the way to have fun, son: Yeah, if you don't settle down and get into it, it's the most annoying background racket ever!
And yes, you must put on your green sweater, as we say, to appreciate it.
Well, the way society is going, the prisons should eventually be locked up with enough true criminals (white collar people, I'm glaring at you) to effectively legalize cannabis, which I've always advocated, even though I'd not tried it until I was in my mid-30's.
It is a much better pain killer/sleeping aid than any of a dozen prescription medications I'd been on, and was not only helpful, but it didn't leave me with a chemical 'hangover'. I truly didn't want any 'high', I just wanted to hurt less and have a decent night's sleep.
Win.
It's not legal because the gubment hasn't yet figured out how to make money on it. Tobacco is hard to grow, relatively-speaking, and bathtub booze...well...there's a quality issue.
Mary Jane grows on all but one continent, naturally, so of course, it's bad.
Actually, I'm all for legalization of most anything barring murder, rape, child abuse, robbery, y'know, the truly bad shit. Everything else (heroin, prostitution, other stuff which is frowned upon pretty much everywhere) will shake itself out, though it may be a few, um, interesting years. More like several months, probably.
What's funny is, my wife bought the album, new, and still has it.
Information Society videos are likely the reason for the Satellite reference. I had to disable Flash 'cause it crashes Chrome on this machine, so I'll look at vids tomorrow, at work.
There is an 'upside' to being underemployed. You're taxed so little, there is plenty of Jalop-time.
This is a great penalty (and an excuse to build something, naturally). However, it is less relevant with increasing distance from the Yay. Bear that in mind.
I actually own a Mistah FAB album, oddly enough. It might still be to my benefit to attend a Hyphy 101 seminar, however.
@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: We even get the occasional sideshow and resultant shooting / person getting run over where I live...
There's also a short bus Limo in town for the white-upper-middle-class poser kids. It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen until several of the occupants went "tits-on-glass"... since then I've been okay with it.
A lap of shame while playing Rammstein? I hope you used the newest single which official video is only hosted on porn websites (for good reason)? The lyrics on that song are so bad even I get ashamed. And that says a lot. The use of the word Fahrvergnügen is very jalop-worthy though. "Blitzkreig mit dem Fleischgewehr" however is not that family-friendly.
I cringe when i see surface cracking on any kind of break lines.But, i had to ask myself when was the last I found a case of one that had ever failed? Nothing comes to mind. How about you?
@Bri: I've had rubber hoses rub through from repetitive contact with suspension bits, but never split from cracking. Can't fault Murilee for wanting his brakes up to snuff.
I did have a steel line rupture under heavy braking once, in rush hour traffic. Pedal went right to the floor, retaining no more than than about 20 percent of overall braking power. The bumper of that Peugot station wagon ahead of me arrived pretty quickly. My van - no damage. Her wagon - $3,000.
I was pretty teed off at my mechanic. I'd asked him a month before, when he replaced the brake pads, if maybe we shouldn't do something about those rusty lines. Nope, he said, they were in fine shape...
@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Thanks for confirming my fear of hydraulic lines,,ahaha. I figured there had to be a story out there somewhere.Hey Van,doesn't the average brake-system use about 15.P.S.I. to actuate the cylinders?
@that ain't the way to have fun, son: That is the beauty of air-brake system, it was engineered into the system.The inventor's name escapes me at the moment.What were you working on?
Our diesel-pusher motorhome's air system (brakes & suspension). The base is a 1999 Freightliner XC chassis w/a Cummins ISB and an Allison MT-643.
The purge valve started sticking open, and the first time, we were in a hurry, so I nudged it with a screwdriver, and it closed right up.
This time, I decided to take it apart, wipe any funk off it, lube the O-rings with silicone grease, and see if that helps. It's been a week, and it's not re-stuck, so I'm pretty happy. I was also thrilled to see how simple it all is.
We're headed to Lost Wages for X-mas break, so we'll take the apartment with us.
@that ain't the way to have fun, son:It's always good to hear about simple repairs that successful save the day and get you home.Technically ,nice work.
Here in PA, the steel lines go long before the hoses. I'm constantly bending up new brake lines. Put front brakes on my wife's Mustang the other day, including new rotors & calipers. As I was backing out of the garage, one of the rear axle lines burst. All that new DOT 4 fluid all over the driveway. But I did get to exercise my vocabulary.
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This mash up also seems Jalopnik/ Lemons appropriate: [www.youtube.com]
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But at an F1 race, I think L'Trimm espousing their love of cars that go boom as Robert Kubica grenaded yet another expensive BMW lump would've been appropriately hilarious...
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1) How the competitors at Lemons gladly participate in and abet their own punishments;
2) The power source for the boom box--just hilarious;
3) Ms. Murilee's robe hanging out the door of the Crown Vic;
4) People who can dance on a moving vehicle!
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17 minutes of, well, 1968 Iron Butterfly. That'll snap anyone into shape, if the reward is turning it off...unless they're operating a motor vehicle under while under the influence of something they shouldn't be.
I made it through the first 7 minutes on the way home week-before-last.
I like extended-dance-mixes, but this was a bit much.
/goes to find Information Society's 'Pure Energy' album
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I'll have to attempt it, again. Sounds like something which would be significantly enhanced by doobage.
Damned job hunting...always fuckin' up my doobage budget/running the risk of drug testing BS.
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I like that song, so it would be enjoyable for me.
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And yes, you must put on your green sweater, as we say, to appreciate it.
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Well, the way society is going, the prisons should eventually be locked up with enough true criminals (white collar people, I'm glaring at you) to effectively legalize cannabis, which I've always advocated, even though I'd not tried it until I was in my mid-30's.
It is a much better pain killer/sleeping aid than any of a dozen prescription medications I'd been on, and was not only helpful, but it didn't leave me with a chemical 'hangover'. I truly didn't want any 'high', I just wanted to hurt less and have a decent night's sleep.
Win.
It's not legal because the gubment hasn't yet figured out how to make money on it. Tobacco is hard to grow, relatively-speaking, and bathtub booze...well...there's a quality issue.
Mary Jane grows on all but one continent, naturally, so of course, it's bad.
Actually, I'm all for legalization of most anything barring murder, rape, child abuse, robbery, y'know, the truly bad shit. Everything else (heroin, prostitution, other stuff which is frowned upon pretty much everywhere) will shake itself out, though it may be a few, um, interesting years. More like several months, probably.
@Murilee Martin:
Murilee...interpretive dance?
I like it.
What's funny is, my wife bought the album, new, and still has it.
Information Society videos are likely the reason for the Satellite reference. I had to disable Flash 'cause it crashes Chrome on this machine, so I'll look at vids tomorrow, at work.
There is an 'upside' to being underemployed. You're taxed so little, there is plenty of Jalop-time.
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Ah, I'd forgotten. The Hack album cover.
Good times.
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I actually own a Mistah FAB album, oddly enough. It might still be to my benefit to attend a Hyphy 101 seminar, however.
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...then again, I probably just don't get out enough.
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There's also a short bus Limo in town for the white-upper-middle-class poser kids. It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen until several of the occupants went "tits-on-glass"... since then I've been okay with it.
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I did have a steel line rupture under heavy braking once, in rush hour traffic. Pedal went right to the floor, retaining no more than than about 20 percent of overall braking power. The bumper of that Peugot station wagon ahead of me arrived pretty quickly. My van - no damage. Her wagon - $3,000.
I was pretty teed off at my mechanic. I'd asked him a month before, when he replaced the brake pads, if maybe we shouldn't do something about those rusty lines. Nope, he said, they were in fine shape...
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The nice thing about 'em is, if there is any problem with the "plumbing", the brakes do not release...or if you're in-motion, you stop.
Potentially rather inconvenient, sure, but probably safer.
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Our diesel-pusher motorhome's air system (brakes & suspension). The base is a 1999 Freightliner XC chassis w/a Cummins ISB and an Allison MT-643.
The purge valve started sticking open, and the first time, we were in a hurry, so I nudged it with a screwdriver, and it closed right up.
This time, I decided to take it apart, wipe any funk off it, lube the O-rings with silicone grease, and see if that helps. It's been a week, and it's not re-stuck, so I'm pretty happy. I was also thrilled to see how simple it all is.
We're headed to Lost Wages for X-mas break, so we'll take the apartment with us.
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