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    How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux

    How To Have Sex In A Car: A Video Guide
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    Ray: I'm worried we're in the top five search results when people search for how to have sex in a car. This could hurt our rep as a serious news source...


    Roy: Well, what are going to do about it?


    Ray: Let's put up another post titled "How to have sex in a car," that should fix it!


    Roy: Five o'clock baby! To the Camaro! Diddles, pull the Wertmobile around...

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/14/09

    @eggwich del fiero: Rey: Arriba!!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    This is vital information.

    Witness this Yahoo question and answer, that have been brilliantly illustrated:


    [www.somethingawful.com]

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    The more disturbing is that someone actually searched that. Ray, are you stalking another prey?
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    It's all in the hips. . .
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    Does this have something to do with the Continental GT article earlier?


    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    Jalopnik will need to be reclassified on the internets as "edutainmemt."
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/13/09

    @Graverobber: Edutainmement?
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    I think the Self Help section at Borders has plenty of literature to help you with your problem, Ray.


    We are all here for you.

    ...not in that way

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    Okay, when I get home, I need to see if I can talk my significant other into creating a supplementary "In a Miata" tutorial. Though I think it'd be easier if I had a rollbar, need something to loop the chains around...
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    Image of Tyson Tyson
    05/13/09

    @Skunky: Lemme tell you, it doesn't work in a Plymouth Breeze, I don't think it'll work in a Miata. Like someone earlier said, you really just need a station wagon, and you're good to go.
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    Image of JayXJ JayXJ
    05/13/09

    @Tyson: If it will work in a Fiero, it will work in a Miata
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/13/09

    @JayP71 is stuck with this darn Windstar: Oooh, bonus points for the "mid-mount" action.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    I have a few pointers...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    Frankly, I'm surprised that it's not "with a car". Even then it's only 6th.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/13/09

    In reply to How To Have Sex In A Car, Redux
    If you intend to make love in your car, buy a station wagon and/or Rambler. Problem solved.
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    Image of War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood
    05/13/09

    @FstrPssycw: Or Nitro.


    Wait, I'm pretty sure that's something else.

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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    05/13/09

    @FstrPssycw: Speaking of Rambler there is one that just appeared in the parking lot at work. I'll have to take some pictures and track down the owner...
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/13/09

    @War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood: If your sex life involves you and... you.
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