• Jalopnik
  • spy-photos
  • jalopnik-reviews
  • Profile logout login

#hotwiredbeijingbus

Jalopnik

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #offtopic,
  • #tips,
  • #spyphotos,
  • etc.

Detroit, 3:17 PM
Sun Nov 29
11 posts in the last 24 hours

Contact

Tip your editors:
tips@jalopnik.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Ray Wert | Email | AIM

Road Test Editor:
Wes Siler | Email

Weekend Editor:
Murilee Martin | Email

Associate Editor - Houston:
Matt Hardigree

Associate Editor - Detroit:
Ben Wojdyla

Editor-at-Large:
Mike Spinelli

Contributors:
Mark Arnold
John Krewson | Email
Andy Didorosi

Follow Jalopnik on:
Facebook
Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jalopnik RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1753 Subscribers
Jalopnik
  • posts about #hotwiredbeijingbus more →

    Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    Solute. To the bravest (or most idiotic, or most bad-ass) 13-year-old ever.
     Reply
    Ford Tempo Fanatic was starred Ford Tempo Fanatic was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    Chinese officials are blaming the inciting lyrics of degenerate western rappers Kris Kross.
     Reply
    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/24/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon:


    Ah, the '90s. They might be funny if I wasn't a child of them.

     Reply
    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    i demand pictures! thats the trouble with chinese news. i know they take them. hell they take photos of headless people! im just amazed how few make it this far
     Reply
    damnelantra™ was starred damnelantra™ was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    He was just training for Bus Slolem in the upcoming Olympic games.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    Hey, the folks told him to take the bus. They didn't elaborate.
     Reply
    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    I fully expect this kid to be the most heavily decorated tank commander in the PRC's Self Defense Forces in about two years. You have to admire his determination, while criticizing the means he chose. I'm sure the lad will also have ample opportunity for self criticism.
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of B1663R B1663R
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    i'm pretty sure they won't kill him off. they parents? maybe, i think the kid will get beaten to a point where he wished he was dead by the feds and locked up in a labor camp for a while but i think that's it.


    i was half hoping to see a photo-shopped image of some random Asian kid in a bus with Keanu, i guess times are tough even for Jalopnick... oh well, I'm sure things will pick up :)

     Reply
    B1663R was starred B1663R was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    This is like that situation on the bus in Canada. It sounds like he lost his head.
     Reply
    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/24/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Dear Lord, I apologize for that. Amen.
     Reply
    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of WpgJets WpgJets
    02/24/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Wow! Way too soon on that one
     Reply
    WpgJets was starred WpgJets was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/24/09

    @WpgJets: Nah. I was in the Greyhound station he left from about two weeks later, and the jokes were flying around there like crazy.


    "Which way are ya headed?"

    "South."

    "Ahh, good, you're safe then. Beheadings only happen on the westbound buses. Southbound buses get movies!"

     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/24/09

    @Deartháir aka Prawo Jazdy: Eastbound, not westbound. Halfwit.
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    02/24/09

    @Deartháir aka Prawo Jazdy: Who would want to go south in Canada and risk ending up in the US?
     Reply
    dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity was starred dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/24/09

    @dwegmull, wished he had an A in his name to make a SAAD jok...: Or worse, Calgary...
     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/24/09

    @SirNotAppearing: I laughed. Of course, I've been known to cross lines.


    @dwegmull, wished he had an A in his name to make a SAAD joke...: If I go south from here I wind up in Canada (Windsor). Totally confused me when I first moved here.

     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    Wow, never had General Tso's delivered in such style before.
     Reply
    maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    02/24/09

    @maximum-sienna wants a Baja-Bug: Repeat after me: General Tsao. Tsao. Tsao.


    Christ on a bike. (in a bus?)

     Reply
    Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est was starred Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    See? If only his parents had had a nice, sweet little girl, none of this would have ever happened.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Paul, let me tell you this. COTD pretty much NEVER comes before noon because I think Hardigree is sleeping.


    But that still gets my nom.

     Reply
    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    @Ash78:


    COTD, not COTD...I just have fun laughing my ass off at the commentary around here. Someone once said that Giz and Gawker have funnier commentary, but having browsed through them over the course of several days, I just don't see it.


    The say some funny shit, but nothing that quite matches the subtle, masterfully crafted comments that I love on the Jalop.

     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Yeah, the per capita funny here is about as good as the internet can offer.


    Gawker and Gizmodo require 200 posts to accomplish what we can do in 25 comments. Gauntlet down! Booyaa!

     Reply
    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    02/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I don't really care about gadgets or celebrities, so teh Jalop gets my votes.
     Reply
    discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was starred discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was unstarred
    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    02/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Giz comments are only funny if you're an idiot 12 year old... otherwise it's just the typical 4chan memes / fanboyism / dick & fart jokes. They're the current SNL as compared to Jalopnik's Belushi era SNL. Don't know about Gawker, I don't live in New York and don't give a shit about "celebrities".


    I have yet to find another group online with the combination of intelligence, sophistication (or in some cases deliberate lack thereof) and humor which the Jalopnik Commentariat displays.

     Reply
    something_unique_and_descriptive was starred something_unique_and_descriptive was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    How dense does one have to be to do this in China, of all places??
    I mean really? They have a mobile public execution lab for christ's sake!


    Announcer: "Little 13 year old boy YOU have won yourself a one-way trip to our beautiful Beijing resort and spa. Just go ahead and jump on this bus and we'll exscort you there right away!"

     Reply
    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    02/24/09

    @aSoundofSleep:


    *escort

     Reply
    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    02/24/09

    @aSoundofSleep: It made more sense the first time.
     Reply
    Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    @aSoundofSleep:


    The question is, what the hell else is there to do in China?

     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Well, you could always surf the Int...


    ...wait, that doesn't work so well, does it?

     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/24/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Freudian stumble?
     Reply
    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
    Image of tonyola tonyola
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    Downside: bad Keanu Reeves/Sandra Bullock action movies have now been banned in Chinese video stores.


    Upside: Chery Automobile has already guaranteed a test-driver job for the kid once he gets out of jail/juvie-hall/re-education camp.


    Maybe the downside/upside should be reversed...

     Reply
    tonyola was starred tonyola was unstarred
    Image of stephdumas stephdumas
    02/24/09

    @tonyola: I taught this kid will replace a crash-test dummy for its job ;-) Remember these olds crash-test dummies ads who told us to buckle our safety belt?



    + Watch video





    + Watch video





    + Watch video
     Reply
    stephdumas was starred stephdumas was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/24/09

    @stephdumas: Better yet, remember the merchandising bonanza?


    [en.wikipedia.org]


    I've still got many of the original generation toys somewhere.

     Reply
    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    In China? Sadly, the next ride this kid takes is going to be on the Death Van.


    [jalopnik.com]


     Reply
    Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/24/09

    @Miscellanea, now on the main floor!: I never noticed the mirror-arms before!
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    02/24/09

    @Foozy Ploosh Room: The mirrors kinda make the van look like a happy caterpillar. A happy killing machine of a caterpillar.
     Reply
    Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    You know, in this instance, it's the photo of the bus with speech captions that really does it for me. I don't know why, but at 8:30 AM, that is just really frickin' hilarious.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: 5:30 AM, dumbass. I'm in CA.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    02/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.:


    Ha, I didn't even know 5:30am even existed as a time of the day.

     Reply
    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    02/24/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Sadly, it does, and happens way to often for some of us.
     Reply
    maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/24/09

    @maximum-sienna wants a Baja-Bug: Seriously. Damn East Coast business contacts.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of R. Rakakanaknak R. Rakakanaknak
    02/24/09

    In reply to Beijing Teen Hotwires City Bus, Goes On Destructive Rampage
    Well, could have been worse. At least he didn't hotwire that mobile execution bus. That would have been messy.
     Reply
    R. Rakakanaknak was starred R. Rakakanaknak was unstarred
    Image of lankybits lankybits
    02/24/09

    @R. Rakakanaknak: I think he'll be getting a ride on that bus very soon. "Oh, you like buses, huh? Come with us, we have a very 'special' bus for you."
     Reply
    lankybits was starred lankybits was unstarred
    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    02/24/09

    @lankybits: Dibs on his organs.
     Reply
    discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was starred discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jalopnik account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.