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They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video

Andrew Didorosi — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:30:00 EST

Straight from the West Coast, The Scrayper Boyz bring us on an intellectual journey through the world of highly innovative automobile customization. Or a dirty donk rap video. You be the judge. NSFW.

Just like Momma always used to say, "These hoes wanna fuck my car." We wonder if they meant it literally.

Catch the exclusive cameo from DJ Microsoft Sam. Hype Williams, you better watch your back.

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Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton

Andrew Didorosi — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:45:00 EST

Paris Hilton treats herself to a grotesque Christmas present by slathering a Continental GT in pink livery and oversized wheels courtesy of West Coast Customs. Follow us into the gaping maw of obsessive opulence.

As another piece to add to her growing legion of shopping accessories, this unfortunate Bentley GT has suffered the ultimate fate: Being coated in light pink paint and then being operated by Paris Hilton. May the jaws of the crusher bring its suffering to a quick end after she undoubtedly wraps it around an errant light post or wandering paparazzi.
Hat tip to MZS!

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Identities Obscured to Protect the Innocent

bwojdyla — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:46:38 EST

There's a ring of hell under construction for Bondo misusers, where the doomed will cruise an infernal mall parking lot in perpetuity, awkwardly chatting up damned chicks and scoping out spots among the brimstones on which to do donuts. They'll serve their sentence in cars like this, with no sense of proportion, design or economy of form. Remember kids, there's no such thing as "Camaro Summer." – Ben Wojdyla

Incriminating link:
Mostly Muscle Cars

Related:
Camaro Moment of Zen [internal]