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    They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video

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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    Wouldn't it be ironic if they were hit by a runaway recycling truck?
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    Image of 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    Hey, nobody ever said pimpin' was easy, or pretty.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    02/12/09

    @03SVT: It is, however, necessary.
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    Image of .357 .357
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    Crusin down the street in a giant Pepsi can, thats how you get laid.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    This would be bad if it were just rappers.


    It'd be even worse if it was rappers with donks.
    It'd be downright hideous if it were rappers with donks advertising soft drinks.


    However, this is rappers with donks advertising soft drinks made out of FWD GM luxo-shitboxes.


    It's so bad I want to die now.

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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    02/12/09

    In reply to They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
    Sucks.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    02/12/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!: yup. sucks.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Give it a nice coat of gloss black and throw the wheels and driver into a fire, and it'll be all right.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Okay, it's hideous, absolutely hideous... but let's try to find a glimmer of good news in this pile of shit.


    Once Paris fades from the spotlight and nobody gives a shit about her anymore the damage she has done to this vehicle will have depreciated it to the point where one of us may be able to afford it, strip out the interior (though you may need a Level-A Hazmat suit to do it) and rattle-can it black... if we're lucky we're looking at the winner of the 2020 LeMons National Series presented by Johnny Walker's Jalopnik Cask Strength Breakfast Scotch and the all new GM Worldbeater-amino

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Well, at least we can't say she's an insensitive, self-absorbed talentless whore thumbing her nose at all the people who are suffering financial meltdowns. Oh. Wait. Pink Christmas Bentley.


    Too bad her funds weren't with Madoff. Then again, Grandpa Hilton has supposedly cut her out of his will.

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    Image of tmp00 tmp00
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    I knew Paris Hilton would morph into Angelyne eventually, but who knew it would be this soon?
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    Image of bzr bzr
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Well, if you wanted to vandalize it, you can't miss it now.
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Keith moon did this better.
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    Image of Armand Armand
    12/24/08

    @tenbeers: As a tribute to Mr. Moon, someone should throw this car into the swimming pool at a swanky hotel.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/24/08

    @Armand Bengle: With Paris in it.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    12/24/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: With bulletproof glass and the doors welded shut.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    12/24/08

    @something_unique_and_descriptive: and lead plates in the trunk!...Amen.
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    Image of ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig. ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    It's like Barbie herself has come to life.


    Except Barbie had *some* semblance of taste.

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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/24/08

    @☠Grяrяrяrяrяrяrя. You'll shoot your headlight out with tha...:

    "..It's like Barbie herself has come to life. Except Barbie had *some* semblance of taste..."


    And no visible genitalia.

    This one... well...

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/24/08

    @DoctorNine: Barbie had a better rack, too.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/24/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: Yeah, but she was silicone too. So we're really running neck and neck by that count.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Who... who... wh-what kind of... of monster... would... would do that to... to such a nice Volkswagen?


    /subtly wipes away tears


    The... the inhumanity of that... is... she... why... it...


    /more tears


    I'm... I'm not vengeful... but... that's it. Paris Hilton deserves to die.

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    Image of Alan Olson Alan Olson
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Do you think she knows what "livery" means? I'd be surprised.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/24/08

    @Alan Olson: Only as a flavor.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/24/08

    In reply to Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
    Well, so they painted a gussied up VW in pink. It's been done before:


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