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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/18/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    As kick-to-the-jaw awesome as the Group B beasts were, the rear-drive machinery that preceded them (Escort RS, Ascona 400, 131 Abarth, Sunbeam Lotus, et al) were just as rad, IMO. #kenblock
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    Wow. I wish my commute was like that. #kenblock
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    i would like to say that the reason my fore-arms are so well developed is from twisting a steering wheel around while flying through a dirt track rally course. that is all. #kenblock
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/17/09

    @günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: So thats what the kids are calling it these days... #kenblock
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    günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    11/17/09

    @PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: yes... yes that's it... i would say it's from practicing guitar.. but i cannot demonstrate that.. b/c i still suck at playing guitar... i like this new excuse a lot better... i can actually drive...... #kenblock
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    This is great.
    For the past years (I'm thinking 1997-2008), the so-called "money years", the emphasis culturally in our world has been on money, bling, luxury and other superficial marketing-based crap; this translated "automotively" in super expensive flashy customs and racing trends such as "drifting" and all that other fast n furious inspired crap.
    Now that we're all broke, those values aren't so dominant anymore and I hope that people will gravitate towards more authentic stuff such as grassroots racing and maybe rally racing.

    Jalopnik has always more or less understood that, but videos like this one might convince the wider public.
    So +1 mr Block #kenblock
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    Image of Drew and not U has Twin Turbots Drew and not U has Twin Turbots
    11/17/09

    @Franzouse: Exactly! Who says you need a fat budget to have fun? #kenblock
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    Novaload promoted this comment Drew and not U has Twin Turbots was starred Drew and not U has Twin Turbots was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    Psst...Block and Atkinson have been reported to be the drivers for the new Monster Energy Drink WRC team for the upcoming WRC season. Scuttlebutt says they'll be driving select events in an '09 Focus WRC before going to the WRC Spec Fiesta and a full calender the following year. If true, than that makes this "team building"....and a whole lot of fun. #kenblock
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    Why does Ken Block always seem to be having so much fun? Screw him. #kenblock
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    Image of Feds Feds
    07/30/09

    In reply to Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
    I tried ghostriding once, didn't do anything for me
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/30/09

    In reply to Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
    Everone seems to have a remote car starter these days. I can see a new market for remote car stoppers developing.

    Unless, this is another insidious government plan to get old clunkers off the road. Then it's genius.
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    07/30/09

    In reply to Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
    I ghost-fucked my wife last night ;)
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    07/30/09

    In reply to Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
    Why did ghost-riding get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks!
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    Number_Six was starred Number_Six was unstarred
    Image of Turboner Turboner
    07/30/09

    @Number_Six: Thanks, I could have worse songs stuck in my head...
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/30/09

    @Number_Six:Now it's cinder blocks
    not heel-and-toeing
    it's cinder blocks
    not heel-and-toeing

    NICE
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/30/09

    In reply to Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
    I've seen a few of these. My favorite is the one where the guy gets knocked over by the door, then the car rolls over him and gets stuck, throttle pegged out.

    Man that must be a bitch, red hot exhaust system cooking your nads while madly spinny bits are threatening to tear off your eyelids. And you can't do a damn thing about it - unless you're Dr. David Banner, you don't bench press even an Ariel Atom off your chest. And to make it worse, somebody's got to climb into the car to pry the stick off the gas so they can lift it off you. Yeah, you're cool.

    Stay IN THE CAR numbnuts. Step out, and you're just another spectator.
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    Edited by Elhigh at 07/30/09 1:04 PM Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    07/30/09

    In reply to Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
    Needs more Yakkety Sax.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    07/30/09

    @Mad_Science: http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/

    That only works for youtube vids, but is loads of fun.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    07/30/09

    In reply to Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
    Ken Block has a sister named Cinder, also a master of throttle control.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/30/09

    @Ash78: GodDAMMIT will you take a day off or something?

    COTD-stealin razzafrazza
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/30/09

    @Ash78: But we all call her Sindy.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    07/30/09

    In reply to Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
    The article says that it takes a 'trusting crowd'...I would change that to a 'stupidly trusting crowd'.
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    Image of Fine Corinthian Leather Is Mandatory Fine Corinthian Leather Is Mandatory
    07/30/09

    @skaycog 0.1/2: Yeah, they trust them too much.
    (check your messages.)
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    MrBangBam promoted this comment Fine Corinthian Leather Is Mandatory was starred Fine Corinthian Leather Is Mandatory was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    07/30/09

    @911Turbo:
    When the donut ghost drives into the crowd, it'll be a ghost crowd. (Ditto to you).
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    Image of Danimal Danimal
    07/30/09

    In reply to Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
    This is WAY more impressive.
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    P161911 now with M POWER! promoted this comment Danimal was starred Danimal was unstarred
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