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    Honda Puts Halt To Global Travel Over Swine Flu Fears

    Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot

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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    04/28/09

    In reply to Honda Puts Halt To Global Travel Over Swine Flu Fears
    See this is what happens when we put Pigs in Space, they come back with a horrible flu that ends all commerce. Damn muppets!
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/28/09

    In reply to Honda Puts Halt To Global Travel Over Swine Flu Fears
    I read this morning that Honda is down 70%+ in profit for the year. That could also have a little something to do with this mandate.
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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    04/28/09

    @Ash78: Naw nothing to do with it..


    Never mind that some people think that it's ok for the tiny nation of Japan to have no less than 6 car makers (Honda / Toyota / Nissan / Subaru / Suzuki / Mitsubishi) and we are barely allowed to have 3.

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/28/09

    In reply to Honda Puts Halt To Global Travel Over Swine Flu Fears
    In other news, Nissan has just released this letter.

    NISSAN Motor Co.

    We know that everyone is commending Honda for making sure it's workers don't travel anywhere because of the "Swine Flu." Well, here at NISSAN, we don't let any of our employees travel. If their NISSAN Ankle Blackbox senses they have traveled more than 50 feet from the factory of their house, they will be destroyed.

    Thank you, from the best car company ever, NISSAN.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/28/09

    @.357: The factory of their house? You mean "the factory, which is also their house"?
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/28/09

    @FuzzyPlushroomanyte: NISSAN doesn't bother with extra words.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/28/09

    In reply to Honda Puts Halt To Global Travel Over Swine Flu Fears
    Further Insight says it's your Civic duty to tell the Pilot if you exhibit any Element of sickness, but if you feel Fit, your Odyssey is ultimately of your own Accord.
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    Image of robot-shmobot robot-shmobot
    04/28/09

    @Ash78: Seriously though, you couldn't fit Ridgeline or S2000 in there? Not satisfied. Haha
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/28/09

    Fine.


    For longer roadtrips, CR-V rentals. S2000 dollars a month, plus fuel. Also, Ridgeline sucks.

     Reply
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/28/09

    @Ash78: Such rare Insight.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/28/09

    @Ash78: Asimo and more push for hydrogen-fueled vehicles, but some Clarity in the issue maybe required before we Jet to a solution.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/28/09

    In reply to Honda Puts Halt To Global Travel Over Swine Flu Fears
    Oh no he di'int!
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/28/09

    In reply to Honda Puts Halt To Global Travel Over Swine Flu Fears
    You know a pig with the swine flu is still a pig... with lipstick... and it can fly.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/23/08

    In reply to Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
    Roy Schneider just called. He says we're gonna need a bigger Suburban.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/23/08

    In reply to Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
    I want it to breathe fire.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    12/23/08

    In reply to Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
    Well, I know that gay Ford robot from the LA auto show won't be much help repelling this beast.


    Though the Ford robot was certainly effective at repelling normal-size ASIMO.

     Reply
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    12/23/08

    In reply to Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
    Fiction becomes fact; check out this post from April 1, 2003 on Streettech.com.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    12/23/08

    In reply to Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
    Hmmn...the new Honda MechaGojira's are in early this year
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/23/08

    In reply to Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
    Pffttt! Fancy Schmancy robot...

    I'm putting my money on Godzilla.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/23/08

    In reply to Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
    Meanwhile, the Chevy Voltron is still weeks behind schedule.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/23/08

    In reply to Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
    I want to see Asimo do battle with the Michelin Man!
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    12/23/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: The Michelin man would win. The Michelin man is fucking invincible. And he drives a Ford F-150, apparently, if you believe the commercial.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    12/23/08

    In reply to Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
    Alan Mulally: My mind is totally blank.
    Bob Nardelli: I didn't choose anything...
    Both: (turn to look at Wagoner): Rick?
    Wagoner: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
    Mulally: What? What "just popped in there?"
    Wagoner: I... I... I tried to think...
    Nardelli: LOOK!
    [they all look over one side of the roof]
    Wagoner: No! It CAN'T be!
    Mulally: What is it?
    Wagoner: It CAN'T be!
    Mulally: What did you DO, Rick?
    Nardelli: Oh, shit!
    [they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a spacemand helmet, Mulally looks at Wagoner]
    Wagoner: It's the Honda Asimo.
    Mulallyy: Well, that's something you don't see every day.
    Wagoner: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that I loved from the '90s. Something that would never ever possibly destroy us. Asimo.
    Mulally: Nice thinking, Rick.
    Wagoner: We used to watch Asimo dance and climb stairs...internet videos.
    Mulally: Rick has gone bye-bye, Bob. What have you got left?
    Nardelli: Sorry, Mulally. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    12/23/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: You know, that would have won COTD for me if you would have just stopped on line 3 and let it sink in.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    12/23/08

    @maximum-sienna: I don't work for COTD...I just work to avoid working :D
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/23/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Official Keymaster of COTDs.
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