Well at least he's Fit enough to listen to Jazz again. Landie tries run away as a beer glass glides mid-air on a gleeful parabola towards his head. Later wakes up in hospital.
Rehab center, Shelter? I shoot those damn things every chance I get.
edit/Oh wait, it is California. They most likely blamed the brother and sister. Sierra Club and ELF most likely will protest their homes. Honda will have to send a donation to every animal rights group. The News has to get involved of course.
Fine with me. Useless animal that kills of Fawns in the spring and Rabbits in the summer. Not many small animals have a chance against a pack. Chase small and big Dogs down and kill them. Cats don't stand a chance. Keeping the population in check is a constant in rural areas. #accidents
The Fit ain't fat
To wit, a tight Fit.
Coming from West
and piloted by Easts
Zipping 'round bends
All bendy
And over humps
All floaty
It goes 'round
another
And eats
A coyote!
How it got stuffed there
And not squished
All asunder
Is a miracle, a regular
Nine days' wonder #accidents
Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 10/20/09 2:09 PM
that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred
that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
That Fit must be taking lessons from what Nibbles is doing to our comments. It doesn't chew up and destroy its victims, but rather just safely, and harmlessly stores them for a much later time. #accidents
Wait, wait, wait... 600 miles later they figured out the coyote was still in their car? What kind of gas mileage does a Fit get? Did they not at least once stop to get gas and maybe look at the front of their car? #accidents
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Landie tries run away as a beer glass glides mid-air on a gleeful parabola towards his head. Later wakes up in hospital.
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edit/Oh wait, it is California. They most likely blamed the brother and sister. Sierra Club and ELF most likely will protest their homes. Honda will have to send a donation to every animal rights group. The News has to get involved of course.
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Fine with me. Useless animal that kills of Fawns in the spring and Rabbits in the summer. Not many small animals have a chance against a pack. Chase small and big Dogs down and kill them. Cats don't stand a chance. Keeping the population in check is a constant in rural areas. #accidents
10/20/09
To wit, a tight Fit.
Coming from West
and piloted by Easts
Zipping 'round bends
All bendy
And over humps
All floaty
It goes 'round
another
And eats
A coyote!
How it got stuffed there
And not squished
All asunder
Is a miracle, a regular
Nine days' wonder #accidents
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Meep-Meep! #accidents
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Lady: "I don't like hitting animals..."
What they cut from the report:
"...but I like stopping for them even less." #accidents
10/20/09
It's obvious the coyote wasn't using his designated crossing location. What does he expect? #accidents
10/20/09
...for ever killin' a coyote....
Wait...that's Head East, not the Easts.
Good thing it wasn't summer...they'd have had dry-roasted coyote.
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[jalopnik.com] #accidents
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....using genuine Acme products, no doubt. #accidents
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"Beep beep!" #accidents