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    BMW M Tie: For The Overlooked Man In Your Life

    Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive

    Lego Pneumatic Car Engines Now For Sale!

    Jalopnik Holiday Gift Guide: Busted Knuckle Garage Trapper Hat

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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/10/09

    In reply to BMW M Tie: For The Overlooked Man In Your Life

    I think the BMW tie is in good taste and classy. However, this tie is a bit garish. #jalopnikholidaygiftguide
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    Image of alexander_the_car_salamander alexander_the_car_salamander
    11/10/09

    @skaycog: This tie is awesome. Although I don't know what suit you'd wear it with. I guess I'd better ask Don Cherry.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/11/09

    @alexander_the_car_salamander: Oh jeez! That is the most hideous suit I've EVER seen. What is he thinking? #jalopnikholidaygiftguide
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/19/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    Definitely on the reading list!
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    Image of wkiernan wkiernan
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    "Positive, undiscerning iconography"? What does that mean?


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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/18/08

    @wkiernan: Either a programmer or using the car to attract twinks. Couldn't tell you which.


    Maybe both, but I wouldn't bet on it.

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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    I am a Jalopnik gearhead, old school and I don't even own a car anymore. What does this mean?
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/18/08

    @TR3-A: It means that you and I can laugh at every single page.


    Unless, of course, Lancias, Citroëns or old Japanese sedans are included.


    What does my desire for a Mazda Chantez say about me?

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    Image of Bret Bret
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    As the driver of a '96 Miata, I can safely say that the description of the '94 is accurate. We '96 drivers, on the other hand, are the true connoisseurs of light weight sports cars. Those '94 drivers are philistines with their six fewer horsepower and interior rear view mirrors that are affixed to the windshield header and not glued to the windscreen as God intended.


    I see you are not impressed. We shall settle this on the autocross course. Would you care to step outside, into the parking lot?

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    Image of Thrashy, perpetual Minardi Thrashy, perpetual Minardi
    12/18/08

    @Bret: You're still going to lose to some guy named Andy in a hopped-up Civic hatch.
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    Image of milo_carrera--fighting the good fight milo_carrera--fighting the good fight
    12/18/08

    @Thrashy, Slayer Of Cones: I was gonna say something mean and petty about a trailer towing package, but I won't. That would just make me...mean...and petty.
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    Image of Ralph Wiley Is Poised Ralph Wiley Is Poised
    12/18/08

    @Bret: Is that where men have anal sex these days?
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    12/18/08

    @Bret: My '92 laughs in the face of your OBDII.
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    Image of Bret Bret
    12/19/08

    @milo_carrera--eyepatch-free since 1982.: I used to say that my '96's R package was actually not installed, but the prototype Z-71 package was put on instead. The car sat so high that it towered visibly over my '92.


    Oh and @Thrashy, hitter or Cones: We speak reverently of Hollis our father of STS2, and gladly accept the whoopins ladled by him in the hope of further knowledge to be gleaned.


    Who am I kidding? I really just want an S2000...

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    Image of Bret Bret
    12/19/08

    @LucidRalphWiley: Is that you tapping your foot?
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    12/19/08

    @Bret: Wait, a '96 R? They made, what, seven of those?
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    Image of dontknoa dontknoa
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    Brand new G8 GT. What does that mean?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/18/08

    @dontknoa: Means I'm gonna kick you in the wedding vegetables and steal your car.
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    Hmmm...Big black Dodge Ram, loaded .40 S&W in the console, NRA sticker in rear window above Browning sticker. I can't IMAGINE what it would say. But then, I have never had a use for psychoanalysis.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    12/18/08

    @timtoolman: Wait, you don't have a "Gun control means hitting your target" sticker? :D
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/18/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Don't forget "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns".
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    It's one of those things a friend buys you for Christmas that never gets looked at,then a year later it gets dumped at the charity shop.
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    12/18/08

    @layabout bah humbug: Wow, you really are Buzz Killington.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/18/08

    @LTDScott changed his name!: Fuck, you seemed to take that the wrong way didn't you.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/18/08

    @layabout bah humbug: layabout, do I have to bring everyone in for a group hug again?
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/18/08

    @Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: Haha,that'll be nice. It appears i'm the only one that gets weird novelty presents at Christmas that i have no use for, last year i had a book similar to this one,i found it a couple of days ago & it still hasn't been looked at since last year.
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    12/18/08

    @layabout bah humbug: You're far from alone.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/18/08

    @Dhillaz: Good,i'll remember that next week.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/18/08

    @layabout bah humbug: Man, you just need better friends.


    Last year, I got a euro license plate, a fantastic huge framed photo of my old Rambler and my buddy's old Impala, a new floor-jack, a power rotary buffer, new taillights, new floormats, a bottle of Crown Royal Special Reserve, two bottles of Forty Creek and a set of Guinness glasses.


    I can honestly say there's not one item in there I haven't used somehow.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/18/08

    In reply to Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
    This is the best gift ever.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    12/11/08

    In reply to Lego Pneumatic Car Engines Now For Sale!
    Ooh, silicone lube recommended...

    These engines are condom-friendly... Dragons take note...!
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    12/11/08

    In reply to Lego Pneumatic Car Engines Now For Sale!
    If it weren't for women, I'd consider this porn.


    Oh who am I kidding? I already do!


    And forget V12s; I say go straight for a W16 (like Bugatti) or an H16 (like BRM).

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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    12/11/08

    In reply to Lego Pneumatic Car Engines Now For Sale!
    Have you sent this over to Jason @ Giz? He'll splort for sure.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    12/11/08

    In reply to Lego Pneumatic Car Engines Now For Sale!
    That inline three is perfect for my Lego Geo Metro!
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/11/08

    In reply to Lego Pneumatic Car Engines Now For Sale!
    Build me a boxer!
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    12/11/08

    In reply to Lego Pneumatic Car Engines Now For Sale!
    anyone else having connection issues to LPEpower?
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