Happy holidays, all of you trying out your new laptops and tablets and smart-dental implants and whatever! I bet you're about 20 minutes from punching every member of your family right in their stupid faces right now, so why don't we calm down with a nice little quiz. A Jalopnik quiz!
DETROIT – On Thanksgiving Day, as we celebrate a longstanding tradition of sharing a meal with family and loved ones, another tradition will march down the streets of Manhattan in New York City.
I generally don't wish ill on anyone, but given the chance, I'd probably put my fist through the skull of whoever invented those Lexus ads they run around the holidays.
Loved ones are loved ones—who cares if they think Stop signs are short for "Stoptional?" They still deserve the very best! Enhance their driving this holiday with a few gifts for the bad driver.
Parents of the world, pay attention: If you don't act soon, your child may not grow up to be a gearhead. Nip lameness in the bud! Get motor oil flowing in those veins! Buy one of these ten toys now!
Seriously, could you not go three fucking months without wanting to put another damn festive conversion kit on your Honda? This past Christmas when the reindeer conversion kit was released I was convinced that nobody would actually buy one, but low and behold every SUV-driving soccer mom was rocking it around the…
The old man, while a certified car freak, was an even more devout atheist. He used to light fires on Christmas Eve to keep Santa away. No, really. Still, even he would have enjoyed receiving this "gift." We think.