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Until he skipped a Wednesday. Then he'd gone over ten days. Then we're closing in on two weeks He's starting to get uncharacteristically cranky and fussy. We knuckle under and call Ask-A-Nurse. She says give the kid some castor oil and everything should be fine, some babies just get a little anal retentive - literally. She's never actually seen a once-a-week kid but doesn't think it's totally out of the realm of possibility, and other long-interval kids sometimes get this retention thing going, so do the castor oil and see what happens.
We did the castor oil.
About an hour later there was this...sound. And the kid's face suddenly got really horrified and relieved and inside the diaper was Mt. Vepoopius, a mountain of poo like you've never seen unless you own a Saint Bernard. We changed him on a big sheet of newspaper opened up, and some still got away. We blamed that spot on the cat, but we knew. So did the cat.
What's this got to do with cars? Not a damn thing. #adwatch
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That's some funny shit, right there. #adwatch
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Now that's funny. #adwatch
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Also, I think a large chunk of commenters here want GM to be a company for people who're heavy duty car enthusiasts (like most jalops). In their perfect world, GM wouldn't even use the same platform on more than one car. They would also only make performance-esque autos that would all have european styling and sensitive steering. But, you see, the problem is that GM can't listen to us. The part of the consumer market that we jalops take up is relatively tiny. So what do you want?
Say GM does start doing exactly what I just said and starts acting like a bigger version of say, BMW. Then it'll have all the respect from the jalops, but when all 10,000 of us (if that) go to buy our new GM's, Wagoner's going to ask us...
"Where's the rest of you guys?"
"Huh, this is it. All 10,000 of us."
"What!? Are you telling me we reformed a huge corporation to only cater to a small group of consumers? How are we supposed to make any profit?"
"Well, I guess we didn't think about that. But hey, at least you're catering to the coolest consumers."
Then Wagoner's head explodes and takes out us and the entire Tech Center.
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a) American cars
b) American muscle
c) American legacy
d) American luxury
e) All of the above
Yes, it's e.
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Ya forgot badge engineer the shit of virtually everything and anything GM sells.. and ship it the fuck all over the god damn world.
Oh yeah..
And expect bastards more stupid than Americans to buy that fuckin shit.
Another fuckin reason why I hope GM has to give the money back to the Gub-ment in 2 weeks.. and goes fuckin belly fuckin up.
You fuckin commie rat bastards deserve every fuckin bad word I got.. and some new ones I havent even made up.
EAT SHIT AND DIE!
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It's getting to the point where I have to say this everyday: fuck you, GM.
02/02/09
Now I see what those angry hippies at the WTO 9 years ago were yelling about.
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