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    Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On

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    Image of thunder; now eta-powered thunder; now eta-powered
    11/22/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    I think Louie Edgi is just a pseudonym for Red Green. Wonder how much duct tape can you buy with $1M Canadian?
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    11/22/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    But we're missing the important point, now that he has a million dollars, he can buy you a K-car (a nice Reliant automobile).
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    11/22/08

    @Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car: Dugg for Barenaked Ladies.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/22/08

    @Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car: And a green dress! (But not a real green dress. That's cruel.)
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    Image of makopolo makopolo
    11/22/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    I dont know what you can really do with such a car unless u are filthy rish, you cant even afford to drive it. Most supercars are useless on public roads.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/22/08

    @makopolo: Hey, no TXT speak here! And spelling! God, your only excuse is drunkenness (and it better be a brown liquor or Tecate).


    As for the Koenigsegg... If I lived in Canada I'd take the money and buy a winter spec Lancia Stratos.

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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    Please stop it with your obvious American bias and list places in Canada as you would someplace in the United States. In this case instead of the stupid sounding "Norman Wells, Canada" you should have used "Norman Wells, Northwest Territories" so people have an idea where the hell things are. Would you like it if someone said say, "Buffalo, USA" or somesuch?


    Just by mentioning the fact that this took place in the NWT, would have made things much better. Plus, the NWT has bear shaped license plates (as does Nunavut, which split from the NWT).

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/22/08

    @Triborough: I have to second that, it is an absolute pet peeve. I don't care if it's, "Toronto, Canada", or "Vancouver, Canada". They're big, we know where they are, and all you're doing is insuring everyone realizes it's the real Vancouver, not that American imitation.


    But Norman Wells? Ohhh, yes, good old Norman Wells, right there beside... uh... well, nothing, actually.

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    Image of Gaseous Clay Gaseous Clay
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    How many Zamboni's will $1 mil CAD buy?
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    Image of TechnoDestructo TechnoDestructo
    11/22/08

    @Gaseous Clay:

    A zamboni isn't going to get you very far someplace without roads.


    Hell, it probably wouldn't get you very far most places WITH roads.


    I realize you're trying for some "HAHAHAA CANADA = COLD = ICE LOLZAMBONI" joke. What I am visualizing, though, is you reaching into a deep pool of sewage, and groping around with one arm for something which is JUST BARELY out of reach, while trying to keep your face out of the shit.


    That is analogous to your attempt and your failure.

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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    11/22/08

    @TechnoDestructo: Meh, take it easy, it refers to the winner's town as "horribly frigid" in the first sentence of the article. Plus, zambonis are cool (best part of any hockey game)!
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/22/08

    @Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car:

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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    I live in Canada..


    I would have taken the cash.. $1 mil CAD


    Then moved to somewhere warmer.. like Australia.. and then used the cash to buy say.. a Holden, and a tanker truck full of high octane..

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/21/08

    @WheatKing: Only problem is you'd have to make sure some freakishly tall dude in a mask didn't try to steal the tanker...
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    11/21/08

    @Tomsk: Ok then.. i'd stay where I was.. buy a unimog for summer and one of those icelandic toyota hilux for winter..


    Become the mayor of town, and build the next great rally race.

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    Image of edJones edJones
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    great lottery, great cause, stupidest prize ever. hell, even if someone in a major canadian city on the prairies won, they'd have a tough time with a koenigsegg. i live in edmonton - worst roads of any city in the entire G8 - that poor car would get shredded by the potholes here. and i could never afford the insurance for it anyway...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/21/08

    @edJones: Uh-uh, the G8 includes Russia.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/22/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Edmonton wins over Russia, I suspect. They're putting in a LRT -- an el-train, a subway, whatever you wanna call it -- at the south end of town, and their idea of directing traffic is to randomly make the highway zig to the left, then zig sharply back to the right. And they've carved huge chunks out of the road, so there are literally curbs that you drive over at 80 km/h.


    Okay, it's posted 50, but it's Edmonton, nobody does the speed limit.


    I hit a pothole the other day so hard it knocked my glove box open, my ashtray open, dumped the CDs out of the door pocket, and disconnected my satellite radio.


    Mind you, it's a Volkswagen, so most of those things happen on their own anyhow.

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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    Wow. Just think how many cases of Parliament or Export A this guy can now buy.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    This guy lives in one of the only places on Earth where you could actually justify owning a Hummer H2.


    The average high temperature in January is -9 degrees F...my balls froze to my chair just reading that.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/21/08

    @Cognitive_Friction: No, you couldn't. Lifted Tahoe or H1, but the H2's just an old Tahoe with some weak links.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    I'm having Nunavut.
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    Image of stuntdriver stuntdriver
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    easy solution: sell the car...buy a home in california and buy a corvette zr-1... use the rest of the money for fuel...
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/21/08

    @Stuntdriver: Or buy a cool car.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    As Koenigsegg was mentioned i had to give a link to the local Koenigsegg dealership,they have a standard one at a mere £330k +,but then they have the limited edition at £1,500,000 work that out in $,it's a damn fine car,to see it in real life is just awesome. [www.broughtons.co.uk]
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/21/08

    @layabout: Does it come with a rear spoiler?
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/21/08

    @Maxichamp: At that price it comes with BJ's so i'm told.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    Stupid fucking Canadians.
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    Image of Benson2175 Benson2175
    11/21/08

    @Pope Deartháir II of Awesome: I am Canadian and I have to agree with you. Carbuffs are definitely the minority here. Most people are too busy complaining to the human rights tribunal that someone called them a bad name to care about cars. Oh and they want to ban everything like plastic bags, coffee cups, bad language, video games, bb guns, cell phones, talking in your car, on and on. Sometimes I really hate this country. Well not the country, it's beautiful, but the fucking people in it.
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    Image of dontknoa dontknoa
    11/21/08

    @Benson2175: Hey that sounds a lot like California!
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/21/08

    @Pope Deartháir II of Awesome: Yeah,those crazy Canadians,there's this one loon on Jalopnik from Canada that can't get enough of VW's & Audi's,what a nutter his name is Deart...................oh hi Dearthair how ya doing? ;)
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    11/21/08

    @Pope Deartháir II of Awesome: Present.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/21/08

    @Benson2175: Sounds just like England to me.
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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    11/21/08

    @dontknoa: That's because the world's most beautiful places are inhabited by our very worst. See California, Canada, Switzerland, etc.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    11/21/08

    @Benson2175: On the other hand, Targa Newfoundland.@dontknoa: On the other hand, Thunderhill Lemons.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/21/08

    @1300ccsoffury: Goddamn Swiss. Always being so... neutral... and uninvolved... and... peaceful. Wrecking it for the rest of us.
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    11/22/08

    @1300ccsoffury: I dunno, Colorado has plenty of natural beauty and also plenty of hot rodders and car enthusiasts. Maybe I see this more because I live in a town only a few miles from a drag strip, right next to curvy mountain roads, and full of retired baby boomers with too much disposable income. I also see a lot of people "justifying" the purchase of a WRX by saying that they "need" the turbo and AWD to get through those snowy mountain roads.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/22/08

    @Number_Six: Present as well. All stupid fucking Canadians present and accounted for.


    I think most Canadians know the REAL reason he turned this car down:

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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    11/24/08

    @Benson2175: You know, you're right.


    They tried to ban leaded race fuel earlier this year, but we stopped them...W00T!


    The dumb part of that legislation is that leaded race fuel makes up less than %1 of leaded fuel consumption in Canada, yet they didn't want to do anything about the other 99.x% !


    Our MPs, and MPPs have too little to do. That should be a part time volunteer gig at best.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    Damn that's remote. I bet they only have four Tim Horton's.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/21/08

    @boosted-lego-wagon: And two White Spots.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/21/08

    @boosted-lego-wagon: I wouldn't be able to handle it. You'd be standing in line for hours!
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    11/21/08

    @boosted-lego-wagon: You gotta love Tim Horton's.
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    Image of ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig. ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.
    11/21/08

    @boosted-lego-wagon: Double-double and a box of Timbits....oh yeah.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/21/08

    @Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!: Living a good few hours from the nearest Timmy's, in northern New England, I must object. These confectionery delights are properly known as Munchkins.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/22/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Since I think every Canadian town probably eats more of them than the entire US combined, I think we win. They're TimBits.


    A TimBit by any other name, as it were.

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    Image of kors kors
    11/21/08

    In reply to Rural Canadian Wins Koenigsegg CCX, Has No Road To Drive It On
    Or this is a crazy thought - move somewhere where you could drive it. I would.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    11/21/08

    @kors: Crazier (re. more Jalopnik) thought - throw some mudders on that bitch.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/23/08

    @Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car: Or hell, just build a damn road. How hard can that be? Look at the guys handbuilding Italian supercars in their basements--how tough could a road be? Oh, flat and straight and then some curves.
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