We'd be pretty disappointed if our parents owned a lifted Topkick, H2 and a Challenger SRT8 — then for our sixteenth birthday they gave us a spray-painted rusted Chevy S-10 pickup. But would we freak out like the WoW freakout kid?

We've repeatedly told you not to hack road signs, but you people never listen. Only this time you're professing your love for stuff like a "f**k taco," "b**l sack," and "mudkipz." Whatever those are.

The production process involved in making pig slop is a nasty and, likely, a stinky one. But we never thought the transportation of such nauseating edibles would be even more dirty than making it!

Wedding season's quickly approaching and if you're riding in one of these ten limos to recite your vows, start a life of baby-manufacturing and welfare-collecting, well, you might be doing Jeff Foxworthy proud.

What's with people posing in front of cars? We thought we'd found the worst in our post, We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker, but it can't touch this possibly NSFW brah-gasm. [TCL]

The channel formerly-known-as-CourtTV's running more "reality" content — like these videos of the world's five worst parking jobs. Grab some popcorn, because this five videos are fun to watch.

Yes, this could be the yummiest vanity license plate ever. One question: is there a chocolate-covered license? [via topcultured]