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Jizzed. In. My. Pants.
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Doubleplusgoodest
05/05/09
The ZR1 and 12 other performance cars were sitting in the paddock, getting fueled up, tires, brake check, etc. The ZR1 kept insisting that it would be taken out and flogged soon thereafter, but the other 12 didn't buy it. In fact, the ZR1 even said that one of the others would betray him, but of course they all denied it.
But sure enough, the GT-R told one of the track officials that the Vette had race tires on and it wouldn't count towards any official records. So in order to prove or disprove this admission, the ZR1 was led away to be flogged. The track officials actually gambled for its bodykit.
And they flogged the sh*t out of it, and they thought they had beaten it. They pushed it back into the garage, shut the door, and deadbolted it. "That's the last we'll hear from that boastful jerk," they thought.
But three days later, a couple of cleaning ladies saw the garage was open, the lock shattered. And the Vette was gone, out roaming the world, offering hope to anyone who needs it. Americans overwhelmingly believe in the Vette, while most of the world is more skpetical (preferring to put their faith in the 911, among others). But the Vette does not discriminate. It'll give you a chance to believe, but one day it may just show up to kick your ass.
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God bless the Corvette.
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(In honor of Cinco De Mayo I will be translating all comments through Babel Fish)
Algo sobre las ruedas del negro plano en la pintura amarilla apenas me consigue todo caliente e incomodado. Un poco como cuando Wes dobla encima.
05/05/09
Something on the wheels of the black plan in the yellow painting barely obtains me all hot and disturbed. A little as when Wes doubles on top.
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Wes, if you are reading this today, let it be known that it was not I who cracked the Wes Joke.
05/05/09
A little as when Wes doubles on top.
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
*No pueda. Pare. Risa.
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